Thursday, June 30, 2016

Random song lyrics

1. I just kissed the softest lips
2. It's the thuggish ruggish bone!!!
3. It's about 4:30 and nothing open this time of night but legs and hospitals 
4. Nights like this I wish that rain drops would fall
5. I like big butts and I can not lie!
6. I come in da club shakin my dreads
7. Oh so long for this night I prayed
8. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
9. Curtis you were supposed to love me!!!
10. Just sit back and meditate, on our goodness, your mercy, your grace
11. This year Halloween fell on a weekend
12. S is for super and the U is for unique
13. It's another bad religion, I can never make him love me....
14. Hey lil mamma why you dressed so funky?
15. Let me love you down 
16. Hard out hear for a pimp
17. A house is not a home when there is no one there to hold you tight
18. Lodi Dodi we likes to party we don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody
19. I've been so many places in my life in time
20. I'm high and I'm bi, wait I mean I'm straight
21. We like the cars, the cars that go bomb
22. Nothing even matters at all, even if the sky should fall
23. I'm an orange moon reflecting the sun
24. Won't you shadow dance for me
25. R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what that means to me
26. No weapon formed against me shall prosper, it won't work
27. Silly of me to think that I could ever have you for my guy
28. Okay ladies let us get in formation
29. I get so weak at the knees I can hardly speak
30. A T-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welches grape



Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Tooth pain

1. Stripper booty and a rack like wow
2. One more day
3. Yesterday was rough, remind me why I love my job?
4. Tomorow us last day for random thoughts for a while
5. Facing a hard reality
6. Why didn't Jill invite me to the wedding?
7. Today is an Erro type of day
8. I think my decision is made
9. Are we truly our brother's keeper?
10. Don't underestimate Trump
11. You are more beautiful than ever imagined
12. Loyalty is important, but not to the point of stupidity
13. Happy Birthday Charles!
14. Can't believe I have not talked to you in forever
15. I got sweetened almond milk by mistake, don't like
16. Love what you do, and do what you love
17. I think tomorrow will be a themes random thoughts
18. I want it 
19. You are so loved
20. What is one music group that you miss?
21. Social media is irritating me lately, think the is time for another break
22. Left my lunch on counter at home, rude!
23. It is not always about money
24. Think I have found my recipe!
25. What are you doing for the 4th?
26. I will not get a new iPad!
27. My desk is getting messy again I need to do something about this
28. Cookies and cream Popsicles for the kids?
29. Rather you like it or not I can only be me


Tuesday, June 28, 2016

I feel sick

1. Now what's next? Just be hype over his speech?
2. RIP Pat Summitt
3. Cornbread, fish, and collard greens
4. Spaghetti is a side!
5. Everyone has to start somewhere. 
6. Have no plans for the 4th. Who is cooking out?
7. I like both, and?
8. When does football season start?
9. My circle is filled with #blackgirlmagic and I am so grateful
10. I need to stop trippin
11. Sometimes sticking to goals I hard, but I am on a mission
12. Stop trying to keep up with the Joneses. 
13. Could you be a truck driver?
14. #spellingmatters ~Crystal
15. The ability to think rationally is not a gift that a lot of people have 
16. I will make a difference
17. If you knew my testimony!!! πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎ
18. Yeah, going to take a break in July
19. Everyone has a gift, walk in it
20. Will be making sangria Popsicles this weekend, so geeked!
21. Yeah don't think this is going to work
22. I challenge you to write your own random thoughts one day
23. Realizing more that who you love is not a choice, the choice is acting on it
24. Cute new neighbor
25. Life is more than just you.
26. I guess I should go into my office now
27. 2 weeks!
28. When I get married I am going to go down the aisle like Jazz and Jewel on Fresh Prince of Belair πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Monday, June 27, 2016

Better days ahead

1. We will have equal rights and justice in our own country or we will restructure their function in ours ~BAE
2. I wasn't going to write today, but I need too
3. I said some things I should not have said outloud yesterday....damn you unlimited bubbles!!
4. I almost forgot about today 
5. Since I turned 35 my body is trying to betray me, rude!
6. Your post made me smile πŸ™‚
7. Next up for binge watching Game of Thrones
8. Don't think I will post on Facebook
9. Planning birthday activities!
10. I like being weird
11. I still have to wait till October! Arghhh!
12. I need gas prices to go back down
13. Is it self hate?
14. I have told you so many times, but you don't listen so I will stop
15. Do you eat breakfast before going to the dentist?
16. I remembered real shoes today!
17. This journey of life remember to enjoy it
18. Don't tell everyone your dreams and goals 
19. You are just stupid, I have no other way to say it
20. Samira Wiley!!!!!!
21. If my mother asks me one more time if I want to get married!
22. Unfiltered Ursula needs to make more appearances
23. Be open to advice, listen to wisdom. If you keep doing the same thing you can't expect different results
24. Does it get better?
25. Okay let's make this week amazing! Everyone!
26. I need to watch the Prince Tribute, but not looking forward to Jennifer Hudson
27. Bacon, oh how I love bacon!



Sunday, June 26, 2016

Must shave

1. At 3am during an overnight shift and you scroll through fb and think that Fred Hammond put the caption "National Anthon hoes" it might be time to go to sleep as soon as you get home
2. Interesting movie.....
3. Do you still eat cheezits?
4. You never know who is truly reading your posts and the effect it might have on them...I scrolled across one yesterday and I am very thankful
5. You remind me of my jeep, I want to ride it!
6. Eat to nourish, sleep to replenish, and love to cherish
7. I told you what time I got off!
8. KeKe Wyatt can sing, I need new music from her
9. Yeah need to slow down on the random thoughts
10. But did you die?
11. Irrational fears, do you have them?
12. What's for breakfast?
13. My only relationship goal is to be with whoever God wants me to be with
14. I will not go to Five Daughters today, nope not going!
15. The things that we take for granted 
16. What language would you like to learn? 
17. Those signs that tell you there are deer for the next mile, do the deer read the sign too and know the can't go any further?
18. Volvos are not made the same
19. NYC, LA, Chicago?
20. #saytheirnames
21. When you sound just as good as the people singing on the cd!! Do you realize soon kids won't know what a cd is?
22. Where do you get your news from?
23. #beckywiththebadgrades #staymadabby
24. Read a great post on being sex positive and a person of faith. 
25. Think about the legacy you are leaving
26. Finally watched Van Jones's clip on #Brexit he is absolutely right #dropsmic


Saturday, June 25, 2016

Time to lay it down

1. Finally watched the Scandal and Empire finales....underwhelmed
2. Why did it take me so long to get amazon prime?
3. These animal and snapchat filters....stop!
4. Who wants to treat me to brunch today?
5. Lemon or Pine?
6. Please tell me again why you are voting for Trump
7. Meet me at the trap it's going down! Not really, I have never been to the trap
8. Do you really read all my random thoughts?
9. Once again it is not my fault you suck at your job #twiceasgood
10. Strawberries are different from blueberries but they are both berries
11. Getting my life together!
12. Why is 65 north always under construction?
13. Really have to remind myself that God's got this. I need to just chill
14. I have not been bowling in a while
15. Don't play with my emotions.
16. I hate shopping
17. When you know the answer and you don't want to admit it
18. What are your plans for today?
19. I hate when Steve Harvey gives advice
20. #blackgirlmagic
21. Mental stability don't take it for granted
22. Is it too early for crown and coke?
23. If I tell you things will never be the same
24. You make time for what is important to you #noexcuses
25. You mad? Stay mad!!!


Friday, June 24, 2016

Finally

1. The all white team of writers for OITNB has me feeling some type of way....
2. Waking up at 2 in the morning, it is going to be a long day
3. I don't think you ever liked me, just someone to keep you entertained
4. Seriously where did all these Cleveland Cavalier fans come from? 
5. Have we ever heard Malia or Sasha speak?
6. It's Friday!!! Woo Hoo!
7. So what does this mean for the European Union?
8. I love my family...several from a distance
9. Random memory of part of the band playing horse when someone walked into the room....she was before her time
10. You should really give dick a try ~a friend (the candidness of some of my text messages)
11. Need to do some more filtering of my Facebook lists
12. I wonder if the rain has cooled things off?
13. Finger waves need to make a comeback 
14. Think people who drive below the speed limit should have their license suspended
15. A friend talked some sense in to me...no new car 😞
16. If you ask, I promise I will tell you 
17. Janitor to the CEO, treat everyone the same 
18. Not only can I sing, but I also have mad rap skills son!
19. When is the sequel to ATL coming out?
20. The jaguar commercials.....I hate when she says jag-u-ar, is that how it is  supposed to be pronounced?
21. Should I do another video random thoughts?
22. Let's remember the man who wrote that all men were created equal still owned slaves
23. Real Gs move in silence (not like lasagna)...trust all I post you don't even know half of me
24. I guess I need to buy a lottery ticket since I think they read my random thoughts and fixed the machine for tonight #poppinbarrels



Thursday, June 23, 2016

The air is sticky

1. DMX is performing in Nashville on my birthday....tempting 
2. John Lewis is so my granddaddy in my head
3. We don't want to take your guns
4. It is too freakin hot!!!
5. I need some reading suggestions 
6. My God is amazing!
7. Yesterday I was informed that "Ursula" is the lesbian form of a bear....no comment
8. I had the urge to have breakfast for dinner yesterday and no mimosa supplies...came very close to having a hard cider with my pancakes 
9. Determined to keep smiling today
10. You know and I am okay with that
11. My mother is so special
12. Is it time for the next season of OITNB yet?
13. I will not purchased the grand Cherokee, nope! Well....not yet
14. Has anybody told you how awesome you are? Well, I just did!
15. D. Rose to the Knicks......don't know how I feel about this
16. Love is love is love is love
17. Come for the king you bet not miss
18. For the first time in a while I did not sit in my car trying to avoid going in to work #progress
19. I think the machine that calls out the winning lottery numbers is broken. 
20. What music shall I listen to today?
21. I really need a brunch in my life this weekend 
22. Jody!!!!!!!!!! ~Baby Boy
23. TGIF-Thank God I'm Fabulous!!!!


Wednesday, June 22, 2016

I am wonderful

1. I got great news yesterday!!! #twiceasgood
2. I will go see Hamilton, but I am not paying $8,000 for a ticket
3. So I Starbucks morning
4. Write a love story in 5 words...paid off your student loans (that's love)
5. What is your favorite New Edition song?
6. Drove through campus on my way to work, did Morgan always have a store in it or is it new?
7. I miss my sister πŸ˜₯
8. Try to find something good in everything
9. I am so worth it
10. Milan Christopher, just stop
11. Maybe I should give it a try
12. Pear hard cider, not too bad
13. My mother is freakin amazing!!!
14. I want to tell you so bad
15. Open to the possibilities
16. Too often things are confused with blessings. The blessings I most thankful for are not bought
17. What is your favorite concert you been to?
18. I can sing, Christy can too, wedding singers here we come!
19. Once again don't come for me unless I send for you.....you will learn today
20. Too many people are self absorbed and they don't even know it
21. Look ma! No hands!!!!
22. Think about how one interaction with a stranger can change them forever. Be mindful of how you treat people



Tuesday, June 21, 2016

My eyebrow hurts

1. You are really cute
2. I need to take a break from writing random thoughts
3. iPad Air or pro?
4. Think I will try a new hard cider tonight,  better than drinking the entire bottle of wine
5. I like both
6. Tough decisions ahead
7. Tigallerro!!!!!!!!!
8. The hypocrisy in so many churches. 
9. I really want to break out in song in the middle of my meeting today
10. Wearing flip flops today! #buckthesystem
11. I need more vegetables in my life
12. I miss doing adoption work
13. The differences in Lebron and Steph and I am not talking about their basketball skills, just thinking
14. Didn't text while drinking last night, woo hoo!
15. How do you handle life's plot twists?
16. Sometimes I want a do over with you
17. The hair is still down!
18. I can't believe I have had my car almost a year now! Slate is good to me, I love her! 
19. Realized I have still not watch the season finales of Empire and Scandal! Will watch this weekend
20. Popsicle experiments begin next week.....
21. My mother asked me again if I want to get married....smh


Monday, June 20, 2016

Very random today

1. Good game, my team didn't win, but black men got money ~my momma (if you know about her knowledge of sports you know how hilarious this statement is)
2. Why do people think the word submission is bad in relationships? How do you see submission?
3. Young, scrappy, and hungry ~Hamilton Soundtrack 
4. Good game last night
5. Too many meetings today 
6. #saytheirnames
7. I will not become a product junkie
8. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit ~Clay Davis
9. When you have 4 meetings and you have to wear real shoes! #rude
10. Money is not everything
11. Going to try real hard to wear my hair down all week....let's see how this goes
12. Have you finished OITNB yet?????
13. Do you realize how much Hamilton tickets are????
14. When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
15. Which Set it Off character are you?
16. Privilege, why are people shocked that when people have it they can't see it
17. I should have gone to Starbucks
18. Man bags, yay or nay?
19. I guess I should go to work now
20. There is a reason why I trust very few people




Sunday, June 19, 2016

Bodes On my way!

1. Made it to church this morning!! Praise him!!
2. I need people to finish OITNB now!
3. Happy Father's Day!
4. You know the answer already
5. Catching up on Suits
6. Flip flops are my friends
7. Who do you think is going to win the game tonight?
8. Can't keep doing this to myself
9. Just got a brain freeze from a sonic slushi
10. Once again, never assume. Just ask
11. My text convos.....whoa!
12. I do not like skinny jeans
13. I miss you so much
14. What makes you special?
15. Yes Hamilton soundtrack is still on repeat 
16. It feels weird
17. Just say no to drugs
18. What is your favorite thing about Memphis?
19. I really, really, really want to tell you

Thursday, June 16, 2016

My ears hurt

1. #saytheirnames
2. Guess what I will be doing tomorrow??
3. I took me two freakin hours to get home yesterday....not cool 
4. Leg pain again 😞 guess I need to go back to the doctor
5. I think today's The Read is going to be epic!
6. Know your worth! #twiceasgood
7. I have switched from Hamilton to Rent...
8. Don't come for me unless I send for you, they will learn today!
9. I promise you I don't ask for much!
10. I hope you are living life to the fullest
11. I'm in love with a crackhead! 
12. Yeah....this is not working
13. I will visit my dad's grave one day (I have never been)
14. I need Starbucks in my life
15. My friends are freakin amazing! If you are included in that number you are pretty special to me
16. Yeah that thought will not be typed out 😳😳😳


Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Better today

1. My mother just asked me if I wanted to get married....the assumptions she makes 😳😳😳
2. I love God and trap music....I need this tshirt
3. Definitely going to the Jack Daniel's distillery for my birthday
4. You can't fix me, stop trying
5. Thinking about getting a Fitbit again, love Apple Watch, but not great on fitness tracking
6. Podcast day, but I have 4 meetings 😞 let's see how this goes
7. Confidence not cockiness..... #twiceasgood
8. I think you might already know
9. #saytheirnames
10. What do you think Draymond is going to do tomorrow???
11. Last night would have been a red wine night (the entire bottle) but I only consumed one hard cider #progress
12. Facebook memories got me missing my daddy πŸ˜₯
13. Love is love is love is love!!! (This can't be said enough)
14. Get out of your comfort zone! Eat a cockroach!!! Lol! Just kidding about the second part, I don't do bugs 
15. So many tears this week about so many things, but today I am determined to remember why I am here #purpose



Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Still sad

1. 11:32 pm.....
2. Say their names! 49 of them. I still do not have the words
3. Wearing two of the same shoe today!!! They are tennis shoes, but they are the same!
4. Sometimes silence is the only option
5. I HATE the word "agree" when it comes to a person's sexuality or gender identification.
6. It is one of those days...sitting in my car truly contemplating going into the building. I need a do over
7. Finally listened to the entire Hamilton soundtrack....it has been on repeat since
8. Do you believe in soulmates? Is there one person just for you?
9. It is not my fault that you suck #twiceasgood
10. Love is love is love is love
11. Reevaluating what is important in my life right now 
12. Pumps in the bump....that video was whoa
13. If you could ask me one question what would it be? I will probably answer it...
14. Yesterday I had to explain to my mother the B word that Draymond Green called Lebron....she said well he is (Golden State in 6)


Monday, June 13, 2016

It's hot

1. The emotions I have gone through since yesterday....no words
2. Fuck you Donald Trump (not sorry for the language)
3. I will make it through a full day at work! As long as I stay off my leg my pain is not as bad
4. There is a reason my first blog is entitled "If you only knew...."
5. Frank Ocean can't become the next Lauryn Hill, I need new music!!!!
6. Listening to the Hamilton soundtrack today....I so need to make it back to NYC!
7. Truly tired of having to be twice as good #beinghonest
8. Love is love is love is love is love! ~ Lin-Manuel
9. "There is a difference between players who hate to lose & the players who love to win. Right now, LBJ is the latter." ~Unknown (Facebook memory from 2011 how interesting)
10. This morning I got the urge to text you....but you are toxic. Can't go back down that road again
11. Starting the day with off with a major leak at work....not cool
12. Fuck you Donald Trump!
13. Please let us examine our hypocrisies...I will just leave it that



Saturday, June 11, 2016

Better choices

1. Less pain!!!! 
2. I want mimosas.....lots and lots of mimosas!
3. The thread about sex with a ghost..... 😳😳
4. Guess what I am finally doing today??
5. I want to go ice skating
6. Just in case you forgot I am still pissed about October
7. Please don't assume things about me. I promise if you ask I will tell you 
8. Billy Crystal's speech at the funeral....watch it
9. Love and lust.....two different things
10. Who wants to wash my hair? 
11. The butterfly effect...one different decision 


Friday, June 10, 2016

Will make it

1. "My name is POUSSEY! Accent Γ  droite, bitch! It’s French!" ~OITNB (One Week!!!!!! So Geeked!!!)
2. Not blood clots, praise God!!! πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎ
3. Joe Biden and Michelle Obama write in vote???
4. Okay maybe this time next year I won't be married....maybe go on a date??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
5. Executive, legislative, and judicial......the president is not the end all be all running the government of America. Are we passionate for all political offices the same way we are for the president? Local government.....Most politicians have to start somewhere. Think about it
6. If I could sit on the floor with a laptop and do my work it would be much easier to go to work today and not be in pain. Adulting is hard!! Yes I have days I can take off, but the work has to get done 
7. So what if Whitney Houston was bi
8. Although I can only wear one shoe I still bring the other one just in case....in case of what? No clue, but makes sense to me
9. Love when other people post their own random thoughts! I was not the originator, but made my posts my own. Random thoughts and not so random thoughts rock!
10. Words mean things! In the illustrious words of Dustin Ross #leaveusalone


Thursday, June 9, 2016

You got this

1. "You bout it, I'm bout' it bout it
If you bout' it bout it, well, say you bout' it, bout it" -Master P
2. Okay Warriors in 5
3. Going off again has gotten me another $100 off my rent....don't mess with me
4. The weight is back 😞
5. I want to test my new popsicles out, but the way my pain medications are set up, darn you getting old!!!
6. The moment you realize you have not eaten anything today
7. People watching while at the ER is quite interesting 
8. When your mind is in the gutter.....I shall not repeat what I just thought
9. I figure this time next year I will be married πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Seriously dude?

1. Popsicle molds arrived! Time to experiment! Bellinis! Mimosas! Sangria!!!
2. Sometimes going off is the only way....they learned yesterday
3. I truly hate it ended that way, but it is better in the long run
4. Did Hillary supporters act this way when Barack was presumed nominee?
5. Who wants to treat me to lunch today? Seriously....
6. Golden State in 4
7. Once again I cannot let your issues become my issues!!!!