Thursday, December 31, 2015

It's almost time

1. It's New Years Eve y'all!!!
2. Social Media fast just encountered a stumbling block...
3. Going to look at Apple Watches today, my Fitbit is definitely not keeping a charge so time for a change
4. One batch with bacon, one without, but both will have bourbon!!!
5. Migos.....are they still handsome and wealthy? Were they ever handsome and wealthy??
6. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick....
7. You don't know my angles
8. Redecorating....well finally decorating my bathroom
9. I still need to see Star Wars
10. Santa Clause is real
11. Think I will take a nap this morning 
12. Lester Hokt is my uncle in my head
13. You married your cousin???
14. President Obama....he will always be my president 
15. Small town life....don't get it
16. I will not be eating black eyes peas
17. What is your favorite memory from 2015?
18. I will love more in the new year
19. You still make me smile ;-)
20. I miss my dad and sister
21. Big girls need love too 
22. Bill Cosby.....mixed thoughts 
23. Who wants to pay off my student loans....I will wait
24. Kick off your shoes and relax your feet, party on down to the Escape beat, just kick it!!! Just kick it!
25. Hillary Clinton....nervous
26. Change career....what would you want to do?
27. Uzo is beautiful, when does OITNB come back?
28. Men and women are so different 
29. Look Ma No Hands!!!!!! Still love that song
30. Man's gotta have a code ~Omar
31. I love myself!!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, December 29, 2015

No new pain

1. One thing both you and I know is that d*** is a beautiful thing!~ Kid Fury
2. Insomnia sucks
3. What is your favorite gospel song?
4. Thinking about risking it all
5. Why can't little black kids just be kids?
6.  If you are going to cheat just leave
7. Bourbon bacon cinnamon rolls.....remember I said bourbon, bacon and butter make everything better and I will be using all three!!!!
8. Tears can be therapeutic 
9. Think I will take up a new hobby in 2016
10. Sober Ursula had the urge to text....but I didn't, once again #progess
11. I love Christmas music and will listen year round....but the day after Christmas all Christmas music stops, just won't listen for a little while
12. What is scary.....Facebook memories that still point to why #blacklivesmatter these are not isolated incidents
13. Who are me to judge? Who are MEEEEE to judge? ~Andrew Caldwel
14. Frank Ocean still trippin!! He thought I forgot! I need new music!!!
15. God is _______
16. I wanna be the girl you can hold hands in public and not care what anyone says. -unknown
17. NyQuil made it!!!
18. How do you define masculinity and femininity?
19. A lot of people with addictions replace it with church, not Christ, think about it
20. Why Me by Chaz Sheperd gets to me everytime, I often ask myself this question
21. New year, new me! Bullshit....same you, you might make some changes you might not, but you still are you
22. NBC should do Dreamgirls live, it would be epic!
23. You can't so epic shit with basic people 
24. What is one thing you want to leave in 2015?
25. What if I told you the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!
26. What is your favorite cologne or perfume? 
27. Mind ya business!! Just mind ya business!!! (in my Ashley from Fresh Prince of Belair voice)
28. People should empathize more, you never know what someone is going through
29. Too many people live in the past. Learn from it and move on
30. I learned what an angry dragon is....was not ready


Almost there

1. Who is dey Kevin? Who. Is. Dey???
2. Hot Cheetos enthusiast....do people still consume these? 
3. Love my new wine glass!!!!
4. Watch me Whip!!! Watch me Nae Nae!!! Is stuck in my head....nooooooo!!!
5. Love who you love...if it were only that simple
6. Seriously, why didn't I take this week off from work again??
7. Drinking an entire bottle of red wine.....makes me happy
8. Thinking about my dad a lot lately.....what if he didn't become an alcoholic, how would things be different
9. Bitch you guessed it!!!! ~Kid Fury
10. Can't nobody sang like Eddie Cane!
11. What did we do before social media?
12. We can conquer the world...
13. All these Christmas pics of kids and families on Facebook....too cute! Maybe one day I will have kids of my own
14. That moment when your desk at work is actually organized!! Go Ursula! Go Ursula!!!
15. How long is it going to take me to stop writing 2015 next year?
16. I have never been to a casino
17. Will starting reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" this weekend....one of my best friends won't talk to me until I do, just rude!!!
18. Did you know Donnie McClurkin has children....one that was conceived during intercourse with him? (I know....so wrong, but was just on my mind)
19. Jimmy Johns! How fast?? Super fast!!!
20. Think I finally figured it out!!
21. I guess I should do work today
22. If you could change your first name what would you change it to? I think I would call myself Applelonia
23. What is your favorite form of social media?
24. My car didn't smell like fried chicken this morning!
25. Baby I'm yours if you want me....who sang this? I can't remember
26. Can I get away with a buzz cut?
27. TGIF!!! Thank God I'm Fabulous!
28. You don't have haters, stop it! No one is jealous of you. If heaters are your only motivation you have issues, serious issues
29. Don't think screaming "big booty hoes! Hump wit it!!" is appropriate at work.....may or may not have had this urge


Monday, December 28, 2015

Why am I at work?

1. So wish I would have taken this week off
2. So what if he is gay? How does that affect his ability to play football?
3. You had one job to do...one job!!!
4. What are some goals you have for 2016?
5. College...if you could go to another one which college would you go to?
6. My names is peaches _____
7. My favorite Starbucks drink is ending :-(
8. If you read my tumblr page...gasp!
9. Think I am going to take a social media fast for the month of January to focus on some things in my life 
10. I see the purchase of an Apple Watch in my near future
11. That one moment of weakness can change your life forever
12. Do better now, don't wait till 2016
13. No phone call again...interesting
14. In my mind I believe I am the best singer in the world
15. What shall I have for dinner tonight??
16. Back to reality!
17. I will go on a date in 2016, ha!
18. No more tooth pain!!
19. Once again, what shall I do for New Years?
20. What ever happened to Digable Planets?
21. You can't fix me?
22. Almost had real (not Patti's) sweet potato pie for breakfast #dontjudgeme
23. Trying out one of my Christmas gifts tonight, so geeked!!
24. Try talking to someone you might not ordinarily talk to...person of a different faith, race, economic background, sexuality, political views, age. Get to know people out of your comfort zone, you can learn a lot
25. Need some Netflix suggestions
26. I challenge you to a game of horseshoes!!!!! HORSESHOES!!!
27. You're beautiful...you brighten up my day ~Syd
28. Why did my car smell like fried chicken this morning?



Sunday, December 27, 2015

Wine anyone?

1. Nashville bound!!!
2. People who drive the speed limit are rude
3. No mimosas today :-(
4. I love my family
5. There is nothing like Memphis...good and bad
6. Closure
7. Sometimes verbalizing it helps
8. Eloise gave me an amazing Christmas gift
9. This rain though!
10. Took all of me not to go down that road
11. First day for a ponytail since getting my hair done..... #progress
12. I like you too
13. I challenge you to write random thoughts...you will be surprised
14. Don't you want to Fanta?
15. Still need to figure out New Year's plans
16. Bourbon spiked egg nog French toast....will be making this weekend
17. That's what she said
18. Did you enjoy your Christmas holiday?
19. But she is ratchet?
20. When the story begins with "that bitch!!"
21. Oh how I love my cruise control
22. Did you get what you wanted for Christmas?
23. So Tiny is pregnant...and?
24. Will I get home before dark?
25. That use to be a deer! RIP!
26. I love you!!
27. One lesson I learned over holidays...your issue will not become my issue. You have to find peace in the midst of the situation and not let other people's issues change you #thatsall


Saturday, December 26, 2015

Almost there

1. The day after Christmas!
2. Going to see family later
3. Realizes the problem
4. Law & Order marathon!!
5. I knew you wouldn't call
6. My mother has silver glitter high tops....nope
7. The pain is going away
8. I can't let your issue become my issue
9. Love this body butter
10. Fun punch!!!
11. Making the right choices
12. Love is a strong word
13. Love her
14. Things are not getting better
15. There is no place like home
16. I got it
17. Must write today
18. I just want to chill
19. Did I ever mean anything to you?
20. Why are you yelling?
21. I wonder if you see what you did to me
22. Christmas music can stop now
23. I am not what you want me to be
24. Relaxing
25. No way!!


Friday, December 25, 2015

Merry Christmas

1. Writing as I am waiting on my mother to get ready
2. Merry Christmas everyone!!
3. I wonder will you call
4. Christmas has changed over the years
5. Family you have to love them
6. I don't understand some traditions
7. My mother does too much at times
8. She lost the bet but refuses to give me my money
9. This Christmas! And as we trim the tree...
10. Packed the wrong jeans
11. Get tired of you trying to fix me
12. NCIS marathon on USA, yes!!!
13. Jesus is the reason! For the season!
14. I wonder do you know
15. My twisted fantasy
16. Eating too much for the holidays is unavoidable
17. Praying for those who have lost loved ones
18. Never too much! Never too much!
19. Hair is still being worn down
20. I love myself!! (In my Kendrick Lamar voice)
21. There is nothing like Memphis
22. I miss my bed
23. Change is coming
24. Thankful for so many things
25. You got this!!!


Thursday, December 24, 2015

The holidays y'all!

1. It's Christmas Eve!!!
2. I guess I should get on the road
3. I wonder if I will get to see everyone over the holidays
4. Shea Moisture products, liking them!
5. Got some good news yesterday! Woo Hoo!
6. Saving and eliminating debt will be my theme for 2016
7. Praying for all those affected by the weather
8. What is one of your favorite Christmas memories?
9. I hope my mother likes her Christmas gift
10. Need to take rollers out of my hair before I get on the road
11. This weather though....
12. Cherish the moments you spend with friends and family
13. 2016 travel schedule is almost solidified.
14. Look back at it.....don't know why that lyric is in my head
15. My friends are pretty awesome!! If you are included in that number consider yourself special
16. My random thoughts are often therapeutic 
17. Hope you have safe travels this holiday
18. Summer hair color is decided! I love the red, but will switch it up
19. You're my little secret.....I miss the group Escape
20. I really want a barrel of Jack Daniels, anyone want to buy it for me?
21. Looking at my passport...
22. Will be making some very tough decisions after the holidays
23. All I want for Christmas is you!!!
24. What shall I do for New Years



Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Better each day

1. Working overnight is draining
2. It will get better
3. One more day
4. Finishing my sentences is hard to do
5. Must start Christmas shopping
6. Love her I do
7. This writing challenge is interesting 
8. I hope I don't regret this
9. My hair gets done today!!
10. Change is good
11. Why is this game so addicting?
12. You are always on my mind
13. The sleep is kicking in
14. What shall I have for breakfast?
15. Will I marry her?
16. Love this television show
17. No way can you not see it
18. Flashback to the stadium club parties
19. I'm a grown woman
20. Positive thoughts this weekend 
21. You are not a people person
22. Block out the negative vibes 


Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Pie pops!!

1. Pie pops for breakfast!!
2. My nerves! My teeth!! Jesus!!!
3. Rethinking the red hair
4. I don't think who you love is a choice, I think the choice comes in acting on it
5. Promise to do better
6. Crack kills
7. Are you true to yourself?
8. I just want it to be like we use to be
9. Why do people lie?
10. Shut it down now
11. Childish Gambino can act, sing, and rap
12. Must leave work on time today
13. Must get work done
14. I will never understand why you did what you did
15. My journey is changin
16. Go on a date in 2016?
17. Almost home!
18. You were supposed to be my friend
19. Will do some cooking this holiday season
20. Frank Ocean is still trippin
21. I am better than I was yesterday
22. I love her


Monday, December 21, 2015

2 more days!

1. "Not my fault you look like 3/5 of shit" -my mother
2. The materialism at Christmas...as an adult I see it now
3. Had tooth pain again yesterday which had me under the covers....hopefully that was last flare up. No pain meds needed this morning
4. Does anyone actually like to eat fruit cake
5. Black card revoked game is fun
6. Yesterday was a bad day emotionally, hopefully today will be better
7. 2 day work week!!! 
8. Do people still read Steve Harvey's book? Take relationship advice from him??? 
9. This minimum wage debate....
10. How did I miss Crissle's read of Shaun King? Epic!
11. Think too often people confuse lust and love...they are not the same
12. Facebook memories are not always pleasant, I do miss you
13. Stop faking it, stay in your lane. Don't get caught up!
14. Panera's cinnamon crunch bagel....should have gotten one this morning
15. Shadow Dance is becoming one of my top favorite songs of all times 
16. Sometimes I put my foot in my mouth....I realize it when it is too late  :-(
17. It was snowing Friday and today it is going to be in the 70s....dude!
18. Do strippers have retirement plans? What do they do when they retire?
19. Had my Jack Daniels Winter!!! Need to stock up before the season is over
20. Should I do another video random thoughts?
21. John Boyega on the red carpet with his boys is classic! Love his spirit!!!



Sunday, December 20, 2015

Sunday

1. Different pain
2. NCIS marathon via Netflix!
3. Not in a good head space
4. I don't like you
5. Why do we associate with people we are not fond of
6. Will I go to the play?
7. Must finish shopping
8. Could we ever be together?
9. It's not that simple
10. I so need a hug
11. Next lifetime
12. I need a massage
13. I get better with age
14. What is the true meaning of Christmas?
15. I really need to make some personal changes
16. Dude, where is my car?
17. Time flys when you are having fun
18. To be alone
19. I have time to read a book
20.  Jackpot!


Saturday, December 19, 2015

Smile

1. Tooth pain gone!
2. Brunch! Brunch! Brunch!
3. My feelings are becoming stronger
4. Enjoying the weekend
5. You don't have to live in fear
6. I love her
7. My fave movie of all time
8. Christmas is around the corner
9. Warm weather one day, snow flurries next
10. Mimosas!
11. Getting my life together
12. Lotion is needed in the winter too 
13. Too much! Tew murch!
14. The words the get recognized now...
15. Must workout
16. Pedicure is needed
17. You were supposed to love me!
18. My life, my choice
19. I am no longer afraid


Friday, December 18, 2015

Almost time

1. Dentist appointment today!! Yes I am actually excited!
2. Actually have several plans this weekend, #progress
3. I get what KeKe Palmer is saying...but it is a slippery slope
4. Office Christmas party today....only items that can be verified as store bought will be consumed
5. I had no desire to go see Adele...shrugs
6. Sometimes being bad is the right thing to do
7. I have not had my Jack Daniel's Winter yet this holiday season....what is wrong with me???
8. Would you be my Valentine?
9. I guess I should really start Christmas shopping
10. We are the champions!!!
11. I really believe Christmas has become to much about material things....what I enjoy most about holidays is spending time with friends and family....and my aunt's fun punch!
12. New brunch spot tomorrow!!! Woo Hoo! And mimosas!!! The drought will be ova!!!
13. I made the mistake of going to Walmart yesterday afternoon.....almost drove me to drink
14. Jesus is the reason for the season, yeah! Yes, oh yes he is! (Kirk Franklin's Christmas cd is a classic)
15. R. Kelly is a pedophile #thatsall
16. Love my candy sleighs, hope my team likes them too....they will probably like the Starbucks card more.
17. Maybe I will go see Star Wars after Christmas
18. Did I mention the drought ends tomorrow? I think they have 2 for one mimosas...if not I will just have to create on my two for two special!


Thursday, December 17, 2015

Almost there

1. Today was better
2. Keke Palmer....I get it
3. Be original, be you
4. Why can't we talk anymore
5. I want to understand, but I can't
6. Tears of joy
7. Pain go away
8. I get it now
9. I wished for you, but did I pray for you
10. Determined to do better
11. If you could ask me one question what would it be
12. Must lose weight 
13. Love this show
14. These are better in the morning
15. Make a decision
16. Forever yours
17. Loved my art project 


Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Sneezes

1. I love her
2. The pain is real
3. Don't live in the past
4. That heifer is crazy
5. I just want to be able to speak freely
6. Don't forget me
7. Cramps are evil
8. All you have to do is work
9. Ever want more for your life?
10. Christmas is around the corner
11. My life, my love
12. I gave it my all 
13. I need to workout
14. Are you ever coming back?
15. Pedicure is so needed
16. Dude!!!


Tuesday, December 15, 2015

I got this

1. In too much pain
2. I wish it was you
3. 2 seasons down 
4. I have gotten too fat
5. Too many thoughts and not enough time 
6. Must be productive tomorrow
7. I know you are better than this
8. Can't stop thinking about you 
9. Just a few more days and I should be better
10. I have issues
11. Don't live your life for others
12. Crying helps sometimes
13. This show is getting too good
14. I like the idea I have
15. My life, my life, my life!


Monday, December 14, 2015

Make the best of it

1. Saw Chi-Raq this weekend....yesterday's random thoughts were dedicated to my initial thoughts on the movie
2. I really need to get back on track, weight loss is hard 
3. The random texts from you...nothing has changed 
4. Listening to The Wiz Live! soundtrack and when I sing I can blend and sound good with Shanice's songs...don't know if this is good or bad. I mean I know God didn't give my the gift of song (don't tell anyone I am still determined to sing at someone's wedding) 
5. It's not about you! People who want and need to be the center of attention at all times.....irk me!!
6. Will I ever get married? Have kids? Having a moment
7. The person who put the small dent and scratch in my car door is just evil!!!
8. My favorite T shirts "I love bougie black girls" and "I like my men tall, dark, & Idris Elba" often confuse people or make them laugh, love it!
9. Why did I stop by McDonald's this morning???
10. How many days till Christmas? Ask me how much Christmas shopping have I done?
11. Could this temperature stay the same throughout the winter? Not a fan of cold weather 
12. I do miss our convos
13. Facebook memories....what was one of your memories from today? One of mine was "yesterday heard someone say "G" as in jacket.....I know there is a language barrier, but that was too much."
14. Why are people shocked when I tell them I have not consumed alcohol in over 2 weeks? No mimosas, no red wine, no hard ciders.....


Sunday, December 13, 2015

Chi-raq

1. Chi-Raq was a decent movie
2. I think Michael Rappaport should have played the priest
3. Do you think a sex strike would work to broker peace?
4. Jennifer Hudson's acting was better in Dreamgirls
5. Classic Spike in this movie, the message...the delivery
6. It was based on the Greek comedy Lysistrata, a Greek comedy
7. I love me some Samuel L. Jackson
8. Now that the movie is hopefully starting a conversation, what's next?
9. No peace, no pussy ~chant from movie
10. What was going on with Felicia Pearson's hair? I mean it had cornrows with straight bangs
11. The brass bed though....a little too much
12. The male elders in the community.... Where they being mentors to the young ones? Why were they more worried about sex? What could be changed?
13. See the movie, formulate your own thoughts, laugh, cry, think, act, see the movie. 



Saturday, December 12, 2015

Lock it!

1. NCIS marathon!
2. I have been a bum today
3. The pain is going away
4. Grass is not always greener on the other side
5. Christmas is close
6. My lips are tripping
7. I really need a hug
8. Mean something to somebody
9. Not compromising
10. Hopes the movie is good 
11. Lotion is still needed in the winter
12. I know what is going to happen


Thursday, December 10, 2015

Just being me

1. I forgot to write yesterday
2. I can't sleep
3. What makes a good actor?
4. I can't help those who don't want to be helped
5. I have to do better
6. You can't continue to bail me out
7. Must go to store in the morning
8. Jack Daniels winter I must pick up
9. Where do you want to go for the holidays?
10. Can't wait to see my family
11. Chill mode this weekend


Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Sniffles

1. Loves her
2. My nose won't stop itching
3. Internet trolls need to stop
4. Your voice makes me laugh
5. No weapon formed against me shall prosper
6. Please put your phone on silent
7. Hair appointment today, yay!
8. My life, my decisions
9. The side effects of medicine are ridiculous 


Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Going on a trip

1. Getting better
2. Yesterday's video wasn't too bad
3. We are making progress
4. Thankful for friends who are honest with me
5. What you said!
6. God is!
7. Help is needed
8. I am better than that



Monday, December 7, 2015

Actually did a video to go with this!!!

1.  Don't come for Ayesha Curry! Please reread what she said.....obviously whatever she is doing is working for her and her marriage.
2. The Dab? Who came with this dance? The name?
3. Don't spend the holidays buying gifts to impress people...the best things in life are free! Mo Money was a good movie..
4. Waking up at 1am realizing you are taking the wrong type of medicine is not a good feeling. Runny nose please stop!
5. We all could have made a wrong turn going to church ~Poussey
6. Only watched The Wiz Live 4 times this weekend...I will be going to NYC to see it when it comes to Broadway!
7. Why does my bed hold me hostage when I really need to go to work??





Sunday, December 6, 2015

Sunday Funday!

1. Tomorrow I think I will finally do a video random thoughts post
2. Why do I always crave chic-fil-a on a Sunday?
3. Reading an article online and thanks to Zola I now know what a backpage is!!
4. Boneless chicken wings are just chicken nuggets
5. Pain is gone for now, let's keep it this way
6. Must wash hair tonight...don't want to, but excited to see what the red curls will look like!!


Saturday, December 5, 2015

Go best friend!

1. What happened to Bushwick Bill?
2. Must get an oil change
3. Excited about the red curls 
4. This story is not adding up
5. Will I ever get married?


Friday, December 4, 2015

Cold weather sucks (was yesterday's post don't publish)

1. I am brilliant
2. You are better than that
3. Dancing in my spirit


Sleepy!

1. The Wiz live......AMAZING!!
2. Going to be a Starbucks day
3. So ready for the weekend!!!
4. She was cute 


Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Chicken is good

1. Stayed up too late last night, will pay today
2. Must not let people get to me


Tuesday, December 1, 2015