It's almost time

1. It's New Years Eve y'all!!!

2. Social Media fast just encountered a stumbling block...

3. Going to look at Apple Watches today, my Fitbit is definitely not keeping a charge so time for a change

4. One batch with bacon, one without, but both will have bourbon!!!

5. Migos.....are they still handsome and wealthy? Were they ever handsome and wealthy??

6. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick....

7. You don't know my angles

8. Redecorating....well finally decorating my bathroom

9. I still need to see Star Wars

10. Santa Clause is real

11. Think I will take a nap this morning 

12. Lester Hokt is my uncle in my head

13. You married your cousin???

14. President Obama....he will always be my president 

15. Small town life....don't get it

16. I will not be eating black eyes peas

17. What is your favorite memory from 2015?

18. I will love more in the new year

19. You still make me smile ;-)

20. I miss my dad and sister

21. Big girls need love too 

22. Bill Cosby.....mixed thoughts 

23. Who wants to pay off my student loans....I will wait

24. Kick off your shoes and relax your feet, party on down to the Escape beat, just kick it!!! Just kick it!

25. Hillary Clinton....nervous

26. Change career....what would you want to do?

27. Uzo is beautiful, when does OITNB come back?

28. Men and women are so different 

29. Look Ma No Hands!!!!!! Still love that song

30. Man's gotta have a code ~Omar

31. I love myself!!!!!!!!!

No new pain

1. One thing both you and I know is that d*** is a beautiful thing!~ Kid Fury

2. Insomnia sucks

3. What is your favorite gospel song?

4. Thinking about risking it all

5. Why can't little black kids just be kids?

6.  If you are going to cheat just leave

7. Bourbon bacon cinnamon rolls.....remember I said bourbon, bacon and butter make everything better and I will be using all three!!!!

8. Tears can be therapeutic 

9. Think I will take up a new hobby in 2016

10. Sober Ursula had the urge to text....but I didn't, once again #progess

11. I love Christmas music and will listen year round....but the day after Christmas all Christmas music stops, just won't listen for a little while

12. What is scary.....Facebook memories that still point to why #blacklivesmatter these are not isolated incidents

13. Who are me to judge? Who are MEEEEE to judge? ~Andrew Caldwel

14. Frank Ocean still trippin!! He thought I forgot! I need new music!!!

15. God is _______

16. I wanna be the girl you can hold hands in public and not care what anyone says. -unknown

17. NyQuil made it!!!

18. How do you define masculinity and femininity?

19. A lot of people with addictions replace it with church, not Christ, think about it

20. Why Me by Chaz Sheperd gets to me everytime, I often ask myself this question

21. New year, new me! Bullshit....same you, you might make some changes you might not, but you still are you

22. NBC should do Dreamgirls live, it would be epic!

23. You can't so epic shit with basic people 

24. What is one thing you want to leave in 2015?

25. What if I told you the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!

26. What is your favorite cologne or perfume? 

27. Mind ya business!! Just mind ya business!!! (in my Ashley from Fresh Prince of Belair voice)

28. People should empathize more, you never know what someone is going through

29. Too many people live in the past. Learn from it and move on

30. I learned what an angry dragon is....was not ready

Almost there

1. Who is dey Kevin? Who. Is. Dey???

2. Hot Cheetos enthusiast....do people still consume these? 

3. Love my new wine glass!!!!

4. Watch me Whip!!! Watch me Nae Nae!!! Is stuck in my head....nooooooo!!!

5. Love who you love...if it were only that simple

6. Seriously, why didn't I take this week off from work again??

7. Drinking an entire bottle of red wine.....makes me happy

8. Thinking about my dad a lot lately.....what if he didn't become an alcoholic, how would things be different

9. Bitch you guessed it!!!! ~Kid Fury

10. Can't nobody sang like Eddie Cane!

11. What did we do before social media?

12. We can conquer the world...

13. All these Christmas pics of kids and families on Facebook....too cute! Maybe one day I will have kids of my own

14. That moment when your desk at work is actually organized!! Go Ursula! Go Ursula!!!

15. How long is it going to take me to stop writing 2015 next year?

16. I have never been to a casino

17. Will starting reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" this weekend....one of my best friends won't talk to me until I do, just rude!!!

18. Did you know Donnie McClurkin has children....one that was conceived during intercourse with him? (I know....so wrong, but was just on my mind)

19. Jimmy Johns! How fast?? Super fast!!!

20. Think I finally figured it out!!

21. I guess I should do work today

22. If you could change your first name what would you change it to? I think I would call myself Applelonia

23. What is your favorite form of social media?

24. My car didn't smell like fried chicken this morning!

25. Baby I'm yours if you want me....who sang this? I can't remember

26. Can I get away with a buzz cut?

27. TGIF!!! Thank God I'm Fabulous!

28. You don't have haters, stop it! No one is jealous of you. If heaters are your only motivation you have issues, serious issues

29. Don't think screaming "big booty hoes! Hump wit it!!" is appropriate at work.....may or may not have had this urge

Why am I at work?

1. So wish I would have taken this week off

2. So what if he is gay? How does that affect his ability to play football?

3. You had one job to do...one job!!!

4. What are some goals you have for 2016?

5. College...if you could go to another one which college would you go to?

6. My names is peaches _____

7. My favorite Starbucks drink is ending :-(

8. If you read my tumblr page...gasp!

9. Think I am going to take a social media fast for the month of January to focus on some things in my life 

10. I see the purchase of an Apple Watch in my near future

11. That one moment of weakness can change your life forever

12. Do better now, don't wait till 2016

13. No phone call again...interesting

14. In my mind I believe I am the best singer in the world

15. What shall I have for dinner tonight??

16. Back to reality!

17. I will go on a date in 2016, ha!

18. No more tooth pain!!

19. Once again, what shall I do for New Years?

20. What ever happened to Digable Planets?

21. You can't fix me?

22. Almost had real (not Patti's) sweet potato pie for breakfast #dontjudgeme

23. Trying out one of my Christmas gifts tonight, so geeked!!

24. Try talking to someone you might not ordinarily talk to...person of a different faith, race, economic background, sexuality, political views, age. Get to know people out of your comfort zone, you can learn a lot

25. Need some Netflix suggestions

26. I challenge you to a game of horseshoes!!!!! HORSESHOES!!!

27. You're beautiful...you brighten up my day ~Syd

28. Why did my car smell like fried chicken this morning?

Wine anyone?

1. Nashville bound!!!

2. People who drive the speed limit are rude

3. No mimosas today :-(

4. I love my family

5. There is nothing like Memphis...good and bad

6. Closure

7. Sometimes verbalizing it helps

8. Eloise gave me an amazing Christmas gift

9. This rain though!

10. Took all of me not to go down that road

11. First day for a ponytail since getting my hair done..... #progress

12. I like you too

13. I challenge you to write random thoughts...you will be surprised

14. Don't you want to Fanta?

15. Still need to figure out New Year's plans

16. Bourbon spiked egg nog French toast....will be making this weekend

17. That's what she said

18. Did you enjoy your Christmas holiday?

19. But she is ratchet?

20. When the story begins with "that bitch!!"

21. Oh how I love my cruise control

22. Did you get what you wanted for Christmas?

23. So Tiny is pregnant...and?

24. Will I get home before dark?

25. That use to be a deer! RIP!

26. I love you!!

27. One lesson I learned over holidays...your issue will not become my issue. You have to find peace in the midst of the situation and not let other people's issues change you #thatsall

Almost there

1. The day after Christmas!

2. Going to see family later

3. Realizes the problem

4. Law & Order marathon!!

5. I knew you wouldn't call

6. My mother has silver glitter high tops....nope

7. The pain is going away

8. I can't let your issue become my issue

9. Love this body butter

10. Fun punch!!!

11. Making the right choices

12. Love is a strong word

13. Love her

14. Things are not getting better

15. There is no place like home

16. I got it

17. Must write today

18. I just want to chill

19. Did I ever mean anything to you?

20. Why are you yelling?

21. I wonder if you see what you did to me

22. Christmas music can stop now

23. I am not what you want me to be

24. Relaxing

25. No way!!

Merry Christmas

1. Writing as I am waiting on my mother to get ready

2. Merry Christmas everyone!!

3. I wonder will you call

4. Christmas has changed over the years

5. Family you have to love them

6. I don't understand some traditions

7. My mother does too much at times

8. She lost the bet but refuses to give me my money

9. This Christmas! And as we trim the tree...

10. Packed the wrong jeans

11. Get tired of you trying to fix me

12. NCIS marathon on USA, yes!!!

13. Jesus is the reason! For the season!

14. I wonder do you know

15. My twisted fantasy

16. Eating too much for the holidays is unavoidable

17. Praying for those who have lost loved ones

18. Never too much! Never too much!

19. Hair is still being worn down

20. I love myself!! (In my Kendrick Lamar voice)

21. There is nothing like Memphis

22. I miss my bed

23. Change is coming

24. Thankful for so many things

25. You got this!!!

The holidays y'all!

1. It's Christmas Eve!!!

2. I guess I should get on the road

3. I wonder if I will get to see everyone over the holidays

4. Shea Moisture products, liking them!

5. Got some good news yesterday! Woo Hoo!

6. Saving and eliminating debt will be my theme for 2016

7. Praying for all those affected by the weather

8. What is one of your favorite Christmas memories?

9. I hope my mother likes her Christmas gift

10. Need to take rollers out of my hair before I get on the road

11. This weather though....

12. Cherish the moments you spend with friends and family

13. 2016 travel schedule is almost solidified.

14. Look back at it.....don't know why that lyric is in my head

15. My friends are pretty awesome!! If you are included in that number consider yourself special

16. My random thoughts are often therapeutic 

17. Hope you have safe travels this holiday

18. Summer hair color is decided! I love the red, but will switch it up

19. You're my little secret.....I miss the group Escape

20. I really want a barrel of Jack Daniels, anyone want to buy it for me?

21. Looking at my passport...

22. Will be making some very tough decisions after the holidays

23. All I want for Christmas is you!!!

24. What shall I do for New Years

Better each day

1. Working overnight is draining

2. It will get better

3. One more day

4. Finishing my sentences is hard to do

5. Must start Christmas shopping

6. Love her I do

7. This writing challenge is interesting 

8. I hope I don't regret this

9. My hair gets done today!!

10. Change is good

11. Why is this game so addicting?

12. You are always on my mind

13. The sleep is kicking in

14. What shall I have for breakfast?

15. Will I marry her?

16. Love this television show

17. No way can you not see it

18. Flashback to the stadium club parties

19. I'm a grown woman

20. Positive thoughts this weekend 

21. You are not a people person

22. Block out the negative vibes 

Pie pops!!

1. Pie pops for breakfast!!

2. My nerves! My teeth!! Jesus!!!

3. Rethinking the red hair

4. I don't think who you love is a choice, I think the choice comes in acting on it

5. Promise to do better

6. Crack kills

7. Are you true to yourself?

8. I just want it to be like we use to be

9. Why do people lie?

10. Shut it down now

11. Childish Gambino can act, sing, and rap

12. Must leave work on time today

13. Must get work done

14. I will never understand why you did what you did

15. My journey is changin

16. Go on a date in 2016?

17. Almost home!

18. You were supposed to be my friend

19. Will do some cooking this holiday season

20. Frank Ocean is still trippin

21. I am better than I was yesterday

22. I love her

2 more days!

1. "Not my fault you look like 3/5 of shit" -my mother

2. The materialism at Christmas...as an adult I see it now

3. Had tooth pain again yesterday which had me under the covers....hopefully that was last flare up. No pain meds needed this morning

4. Does anyone actually like to eat fruit cake

5. Black card revoked game is fun

6. Yesterday was a bad day emotionally, hopefully today will be better

7. 2 day work week!!! 

8. Do people still read Steve Harvey's book? Take relationship advice from him??? 

9. This minimum wage debate....

10. How did I miss Crissle's read of Shaun King? Epic!

11. Think too often people confuse lust and love...they are not the same

12. Facebook memories are not always pleasant, I do miss you

13. Stop faking it, stay in your lane. Don't get caught up!

14. Panera's cinnamon crunch bagel....should have gotten one this morning

15. Shadow Dance is becoming one of my top favorite songs of all times 

16. Sometimes I put my foot in my mouth....I realize it when it is too late  :-(

17. It was snowing Friday and today it is going to be in the 70s....dude!

18. Do strippers have retirement plans? What do they do when they retire?

19. Had my Jack Daniels Winter!!! Need to stock up before the season is over

20. Should I do another video random thoughts?

21. John Boyega on the red carpet with his boys is classic! Love his spirit!!!

Sunday

1. Different pain

2. NCIS marathon via Netflix!

3. Not in a good head space

4. I don't like you

5. Why do we associate with people we are not fond of

6. Will I go to the play?

7. Must finish shopping

8. Could we ever be together?

9. It's not that simple

10. I so need a hug

11. Next lifetime

12. I need a massage

13. I get better with age

14. What is the true meaning of Christmas?

15. I really need to make some personal changes

16. Dude, where is my car?

17. Time flys when you are having fun

18. To be alone

19. I have time to read a book

20.  Jackpot!

Smile

1. Tooth pain gone!

2. Brunch! Brunch! Brunch!

3. My feelings are becoming stronger

4. Enjoying the weekend

5. You don't have to live in fear

6. I love her

7. My fave movie of all time

8. Christmas is around the corner

9. Warm weather one day, snow flurries next

10. Mimosas!

11. Getting my life together

12. Lotion is needed in the winter too 

13. Too much! Tew murch!

14. The words the get recognized now...

15. Must workout

16. Pedicure is needed

17. You were supposed to love me!

18. My life, my choice

19. I am no longer afraid

Almost time

1. Dentist appointment today!! Yes I am actually excited!

2. Actually have several plans this weekend, #progress

3. I get what KeKe Palmer is saying...but it is a slippery slope

4. Office Christmas party today....only items that can be verified as store bought will be consumed

5. I had no desire to go see Adele...shrugs

6. Sometimes being bad is the right thing to do

7. I have not had my Jack Daniel's Winter yet this holiday season....what is wrong with me???

8. Would you be my Valentine?

9. I guess I should really start Christmas shopping

10. We are the champions!!!

11. I really believe Christmas has become to much about material things....what I enjoy most about holidays is spending time with friends and family....and my aunt's fun punch!

12. New brunch spot tomorrow!!! Woo Hoo! And mimosas!!! The drought will be ova!!!

13. I made the mistake of going to Walmart yesterday afternoon.....almost drove me to drink

14. Jesus is the reason for the season, yeah! Yes, oh yes he is! (Kirk Franklin's Christmas cd is a classic)

15. R. Kelly is a pedophile #thatsall

16. Love my candy sleighs, hope my team likes them too....they will probably like the Starbucks card more.

17. Maybe I will go see Star Wars after Christmas

18. Did I mention the drought ends tomorrow? I think they have 2 for one mimosas...if not I will just have to create on my two for two special!

Almost there

1. Today was better

2. Keke Palmer....I get it

3. Be original, be you

4. Why can't we talk anymore

5. I want to understand, but I can't

6. Tears of joy

7. Pain go away

8. I get it now

9. I wished for you, but did I pray for you

10. Determined to do better

11. If you could ask me one question what would it be

12. Must lose weight 

13. Love this show

14. These are better in the morning

15. Make a decision

16. Forever yours

17. Loved my art project 

Sneezes

1. I love her

2. The pain is real

3. Don't live in the past

4. That heifer is crazy

5. I just want to be able to speak freely

6. Don't forget me

7. Cramps are evil

8. All you have to do is work

9. Ever want more for your life?

10. Christmas is around the corner

11. My life, my love

12. I gave it my all 

13. I need to workout

14. Are you ever coming back?

15. Pedicure is so needed

16. Dude!!!

I got this

1. In too much pain

2. I wish it was you

3. 2 seasons down 

4. I have gotten too fat

5. Too many thoughts and not enough time 

6. Must be productive tomorrow

7. I know you are better than this

8. Can't stop thinking about you 

9. Just a few more days and I should be better

10. I have issues

11. Don't live your life for others

12. Crying helps sometimes

13. This show is getting too good

14. I like the idea I have

15. My life, my life, my life!

Make the best of it

1. Saw Chi-Raq this weekend....yesterday's random thoughts were dedicated to my initial thoughts on the movie

2. I really need to get back on track, weight loss is hard 

3. The random texts from you...nothing has changed 

4. Listening to The Wiz Live! soundtrack and when I sing I can blend and sound good with Shanice's songs...don't know if this is good or bad. I mean I know God didn't give my the gift of song (don't tell anyone I am still determined to sing at someone's wedding) 

5. It's not about you! People who want and need to be the center of attention at all times.....irk me!!

6. Will I ever get married? Have kids? Having a moment

7. The person who put the small dent and scratch in my car door is just evil!!!

8. My favorite T shirts "I love bougie black girls" and "I like my men tall, dark, & Idris Elba" often confuse people or make them laugh, love it!

9. Why did I stop by McDonald's this morning???

10. How many days till Christmas? Ask me how much Christmas shopping have I done?

11. Could this temperature stay the same throughout the winter? Not a fan of cold weather 

12. I do miss our convos

13. Facebook memories....what was one of your memories from today? One of mine was "yesterday heard someone say "G" as in jacket.....I know there is a language barrier, but that was too much."

14. Why are people shocked when I tell them I have not consumed alcohol in over 2 weeks? No mimosas, no red wine, no hard ciders.....

Chi-raq

1. Chi-Raq was a decent movie

2. I think Michael Rappaport should have played the priest

3. Do you think a sex strike would work to broker peace?

4. Jennifer Hudson's acting was better in Dreamgirls

5. Classic Spike in this movie, the message...the delivery

6. It was based on the Greek comedy Lysistrata, a Greek comedy

7. I love me some Samuel L. Jackson

8. Now that the movie is hopefully starting a conversation, what's next?

9. No peace, no pussy ~chant from movie

10. What was going on with Felicia Pearson's hair? I mean it had cornrows with straight bangs

11. The brass bed though....a little too much

12. The male elders in the community.... Where they being mentors to the young ones? Why were they more worried about sex? What could be changed?

13. See the movie, formulate your own thoughts, laugh, cry, think, act, see the movie. 

Lock it!

1. NCIS marathon!

2. I have been a bum today

3. The pain is going away

4. Grass is not always greener on the other side

5. Christmas is close

6. My lips are tripping

7. I really need a hug

8. Mean something to somebody

9. Not compromising

10. Hopes the movie is good 

11. Lotion is still needed in the winter

12. I know what is going to happen

Just being me

1. I forgot to write yesterday

2. I can't sleep

3. What makes a good actor?

4. I can't help those who don't want to be helped

5. I have to do better

6. You can't continue to bail me out

7. Must go to store in the morning

8. Jack Daniels winter I must pick up

9. Where do you want to go for the holidays?

10. Can't wait to see my family

11. Chill mode this weekend

Sniffles

1. Loves her

2. My nose won't stop itching

3. Internet trolls need to stop

4. Your voice makes me laugh

5. No weapon formed against me shall prosper

6. Please put your phone on silent

7. Hair appointment today, yay!

8. My life, my decisions

9. The side effects of medicine are ridiculous 

Going on a trip

1. Getting better

2. Yesterday's video wasn't too bad

3. We are making progress

4. Thankful for friends who are honest with me

5. What you said!

6. God is!

7. Help is needed

8. I am better than that

Actually did a video to go with this!!!

1.  Don't come for Ayesha Curry! Please reread what she said.....obviously whatever she is doing is working for her and her marriage.

2. The Dab? Who came with this dance? The name?

3. Don't spend the holidays buying gifts to impress people...the best things in life are free! Mo Money was a good movie..

4. Waking up at 1am realizing you are taking the wrong type of medicine is not a good feeling. Runny nose please stop!

5. We all could have made a wrong turn going to church ~Poussey

6. Only watched The Wiz Live 4 times this weekend...I will be going to NYC to see it when it comes to Broadway!

7. Why does my bed hold me hostage when I really need to go to work??

Sunday Funday!

1. Tomorrow I think I will finally do a video random thoughts post

2. Why do I always crave chic-fil-a on a Sunday?

3. Reading an article online and thanks to Zola I now know what a backpage is!!

4. Boneless chicken wings are just chicken nuggets

5. Pain is gone for now, let's keep it this way

6. Must wash hair tonight...don't want to, but excited to see what the red curls will look like!!

Go best friend!

1. What happened to Bushwick Bill?

2. Must get an oil change

3. Excited about the red curls 

4. This story is not adding up

5. Will I ever get married?

Cold weather sucks (was yesterday's post don't publish)

1. I am brilliant

2. You are better than that

3. Dancing in my spirit

Sleepy!

1. The Wiz live......AMAZING!!

2. Going to be a Starbucks day

3. So ready for the weekend!!!

4. She was cute 

Chicken is good

1. Stayed up too late last night, will pay today

2. Must not let people get to me

No pain, no gain

1. It's the first of the month! Wake up, wake up, wake up!