Knuck if you buck

1. The wisdom of Kid Fury and Crissle is never ending

2. How do you define masculinity?

3. Tough choices ahead

4. KFC or Popeye's?

5. No good new music today 😞 what shall I listen to today

6. I have figured out the meaning of life

7. Peach bourbon lemonade Popsicles?

8. I want one thing for my birthday, one thing!!!

9. The plan is now in place

10. Meteorman was a great movie

11. The hypocrisy most people have when it comes to views on sex and sexuality....why don't people realize them?

12. Think I am getting better at talking about it now

13. I will see Captain America this weekend! 

14. There is evil in the world

15. Is it truly insecure?

16. Why are people still defending Cosby?

17. Curtis you were supposed to love me!!!! (In my Effie voice)

18. Jealous or crazy? 

19. Is Nashville becoming the new "it" city?

20. Pop rock candy, do they still make these?

21. Sitting in my car again....but at least it is Friday

22. 2 weeks!

23. Trump cannot be president 

24. Oops!

25. The JJ Fad video.....I miss music videos

26. Will I ever tell you?

27. Pizza and wine, we have a love/hate relationship. I love them but they hate me. Why can't they have 0 calories???

Pimple on nose is rude

1. Should I go back to writing and posting random thoughts everyday?

2. Safety pin in purse for the win! Yes God has blessed me, but I don't need the whole world to see them at work

3. That lemonade from Hot Stuff, dude!! I may or may not have diabetes today

4. Guess what? You have probably already been in the bathroom with a transgender person

5. I didn't have wine yesterday 😞

6. I miss old Canton Jones music, think he will be my playlist today

7. Think I will be working late, damn you work ethic! #twiceasgood

8. Today I chose to wear real shoes although flip flops would have been cuter and more comfortable #progress

9. Do we have to elect a new president? I mean can we just let President Obama hang around a little longer

10. Last couple of episodes of The Friend Zone were excellent, I have a new documentary to watch on Netflix

11. Water or vodka??? 

12. The way my hair is set up.....yeah once week hair appointments must be worked in the budget in the near future

13. But you are ugly....

14. Don't let your happiness rest in the actions of others

15. Autocorrect stop tripping....duck is not what I was trying to say

16. So ready to get in formation

17. I love my smile! But some days it is hard to smile #honest

18. So Eddie Long was on the Steve Harvey show....

19. What ever happened to La Chat? Yes I still know the words, do you?

20. Why do I have to remind people, yes I graduated from Vanderbilt, but I am from Memphis....don't try me

21. Do you realize Orane is the New Black is coming back soon??????? 

22. Cultural appropriation....every body wants to be a nigga, but nobody wants to be a nigga

23. That speech from that Harvaed graduate!!!!

24. Dress with pockets for the win!!! 

25. You can't help everyone

26. Reminding myself there is purpose in everything, the good and the bad. What lesson will you learn?

Screams at my phone

1. Chance the Rapper's "Juke Jam" featuring Justin Beiber is now my jam.... #dontjudgeme (heads head down in shame 😞)

2. I just want you to be happy and it hurts me that you are not

3. The epic read from the principal of BTW!!! Protect our babies

4. Milleneals.....stop

5. My random thoughts are truly therapeutic, lot going on right now 

6. When you have 5 hours worth of meetings AND 8 hours of work to do today....you do the math

7. Don't take the little things for granted, like the ability to breathe! The way my nose is set up right now 

8. Once again I am sitting in my car wondering "do I really have to go in the building and do work?"

9. Alcohol makes everything better, why did I give it up again?

10. "Besides stripping, prostituing, or anything illegal I would work almost any job to make sure I have a take care of myself" -me, you don't work you don't eat

11. What's wrong with Kanye?

12. Italy 2017?

13. Why is it so hard to stay in your lane?? 

14. Still sitting...still avoiding 

15. I was going to wear flip flops to work today (buck the system!) then I realized all the meetings I have, I just need to win the lottery

16. I'm still waiting for the cookout invite

17. I want you, but I don't need you

18. Self care is important

19. Who wants to pay off my student loans? I'm waiting.....

20. You know how I like my grits???? With shrimp!! And mimosas 😍😍

21. That Facebook post.....the things people say in the pulpit, words mean things -Crissle

22. I've got new neighbors....the verdict is still out

23. Yeah, didn't wash hair last night, let's try this again tonight. 😬😬

24. I really, really, really want the Grand Cherokee....

25. Am I old enough to be a cougar yet?

My eyes!!!

1. Know your worth!!!

2. People always assume....don't

3. Should I get my lip pierced?

4. Time for my next tattoo!!

5. Boundaries are so important 

6. So many people don't get it

7. Why can't I get you out of my mind?

8. Miami 2017? 

9. Think I have decided on birthday festivities

10. Me and kickball.....I'm too old

11. Never underestimate me

12. I am really worried about you

13. Do you ever wonder what happened to all the members of the group Shai?? 

14. Bad Boy reunion tour, will I be in attendance

15. Sugar in grits, who cares??? I just want my shrimp and grits

16. You still defending Cosby? Stop

17. Don't place people on pedestals 

18. Who wants to take me to dinner? Waiting....

19. Studying is hard, am I ready to go back to school finally?

20. She is gone learn!!!

21. So who is cooking out Monday? I'll bring a dessert! I have a new recipe I want to try out and you know it involves alcohol 😉

22. I have not watched the Empire or Scandal season finales, gasp! What is wrong with me??

23. I hope to FINALLY see Captain America:Civil War this weekend! So geeked?!!

24. Still pissed about October!!

Hour long naps are needed

1. I have to go shopping today....I hate shopping

2. Working overnight you think about a lot of random stuff....

3. Can you seperate emotions and sex?

4. Figured out what was wrong, new face wash purchased

5. I like Ru Paul's drag race and trick daddy bitch ~Kid Fury

6. Is really tired of assuming....if you want to know just ask, I will probably tell you

7. It's a girl!

8. Must wash hair, anyone want to help?

9. I don't fuck with ghosts....I'm good

10. Why am I not sleepy?

11. Don't trust anyone who doesn't like cheese, that ain't natural

12. Dreams do come true

13. My high school life is a blur now....finding out new stuff still, how did I miss all of this?

14. I do want to have kids one day

15. Can't wait to get started on the Lemonade syllabus

16. It is a good thing Five Daughters was not open when I got off from work this morning

17. I still hate stupid people

18. If you can't understand my desire to break out into song we can't be friends

19. Ebroji convos are the best, when you can communicate with just these???  The person gets you

20. The Game....how many print pics you gone post? Thirsty are we?

21. There are so many reasons why I love you 

Seriously thinking about it

1. Remain humble, but still snatch wigs ~Unknown

2. This cussing....yeah I know need to stop, but sometimes it is the only emphasis I got 

3. There are more people that will be added to the list....you don't want to be on that list

4. I did not have red wine last night, I will not have it tonight, and going to try my best not to have it tomorrow.....

5. Excited to see you!!!

6. What is going to happen on this season of OITNB??? 

7. "for church girls who refuse to give up the 'I did everything right' narrative when getting out their own way, healing and flourishing are enuf" ~Candice Benbow (when Eloise posted so many thoughts from this statement....)

8. Rewatching CSI Miami.....there was some very bad acting on that show

9. I wish you know how much I loved you! 

10. Still pissed! I have to wait till October!!!!

11. Jack Daniels's distillery tour for my birthday....I think

12. Sometimes all you can do is be silent

13. Drinking 32 ounces of water before you make it to work....yeah the restroom will be my friend

14. I am just sitting in my car, knowing I have to go in to work, but my body is not moving. I do love my job, but having a lot of "moments" lately

15. What would your dream car be?

16. I wish people understood how hard it is sometimes....stop telling me it is easier

17. I believe the Internet has made people stupid, wel lazy

18. What are some major keys in your life?

Bout it, bout it

1. Studying is too freakin hard....but I have a goal

2. So proud of all the graduates! 

3. You can't force it, just has to happen

4. They will make room for your gifts

5. Madonna for a Prinxe tribute? Nope!

6. I want one thing for my birthday

7. When you look at your checking account and realize it is time to pause...but thankful that all my bills are paid and I'm good 

8. You got 2 can I just get 1?

9. I wonder if you found out, oops!

10. Protesters at graduation....education instead of deportation, don't think it is that simple

11. Sometimes you have to be selfish, step back and realize you can't help others when you are empty

12. Riley Curry for president 

13. Dwele's Obey #thatsall

14. I stil have the urge to scream out "I'm so hood!!!!!!!" But I must refrain from doing that at my cubicle or when I am at church 

15. Read a statement that said you should treat people how they want to be treated not how you want to be treated, I disagree...

16. Think so many need to learn what love is...