It's my birthday!!!

1. Today I turn 35

2. Woke up this morning and was just blah 😁

3. Today's playlist is courtesy of N.W.A. and their individual projects

4. Looks like I am working a 12 hour day on my birthday, who does that?

5. Moving sucks! Even if it just switching cubicles

6. Things are a changing

7. My 35 while 35 list is very ambitious 

8. Well.....one day I will be able to master cooking collard greens

9. I wonder how many birthday wishes on Facebook I will get today

10. Really loving my birthday present!!

11. What is your favorite decade?

12. Why am I still getting spam from my college days?

13. You are not a failure

14. You don't do pot, you don't have any DUIs, you have never been arrested, I am proud of you ~My mother

15. Supersonic!

16. Could I ever move back to Memphis?

17. Growing up

18. Stop comparing your journey to others, this is your life, live it!

19. Sometimes I think we should be allowed to just cuss people out

20. Should have gotten Starbucks this morning

21. You know when you are wrong, just hard to admit it at times

22. Why can't I wear flip flops in the winter?

23. I miss my sister

24. Must start studying!

25. Know your value, don't settle

26. In the words of Riley....I'm way up, I feel blessed!

Happy Birthday to Me!!!!!

1. It's my birthday!!!!

2. Thankful for grace and mercy

3. Learning a valuable lesson

4. Yeah......didn't get what I wanted for my birthday, but still blessed!!

5. Should have some exciting new to post soon....

6. So much easier being fat

7. Two reasons I want to win lottery......pay off student loans and have Eric Roberson song at my wedding (not necessarily in that order)

8. Please have a glass of wine for me today

9. I think my next car will be a jeep Cherokee 

10. Kale tastes good

11. An edible arrangement with chocolate covered pineapple would be very nice

12. One day Lord.......

13. You have to find beauty in the simplest of things 

14. Change is good

15. Cheese and bacon oh how I need thee

16. I love my kids!!

17. Never assume

18. She wants to love, but she doesn't know how......

19. Babies in sunglasses are too cute! This baby fever needs to pause 

20. Just saw a black dude with a rat tail.......was so not ready!

21. Yeah, I am so late for work

22. My nose itches

23. Yeah.....I didn't watch the Emmys

24. I miss you!!!!!!! (in my Aaron Hall voice)

25. My last year being 30 :-(

26. You can't be that stupid????

27. Why do I love mimosas so much?

28. The three Bs make everythjng better......bourbon, bacon, and butter

29. I like you

30. Where should I go to lunch?

Since I am "30" these are honorable mentions

31. Tell someone they are loved today

32. Get to know me......most people don't

33. Snitches get stiches......why?

34. Party like it's your birthday....wait, it IS my birthday!!! Woo Hoo!!

Only one thought today......

1. Happy Birthday Sis!!1 #thatsall

Irritated

1. This is why I hate going to doctor

2. Not having a great day

3. Losing excitement about my birthday

4. I hate not knowing

5. Why ask for a phone number if you don't call if something is wrong

6. I hate when people do that

7. Seriously? You mess up and I have to wait

8. Breathe Ursula!!

9. I want you to be here 

10. You have no clue

11. They need to hurry up

12. Not fair 

13. I have the best mother in the world

14. Really don't want to work tonight

15. Stupid people irritate me

16. Can't believe what just happened

17. I just want an answer 

18. I miss your smell

19. Why do I want what I can't have

20. Pimp just walked by

21. I had fun last night

Let's make this week great!!!

1. Monday....again
2. I survived yesterday
3. I wonder if Drake knows how sensitive he sounds
4. My cubicle neighbor is the best!
5. Do you really dislike me that much?
6. I just want you to realize how much I care about you
7. I really think I broke a bone in my foot
8.  My mother sent me an email
9. You are funny
10. If one more person says you don't act like you are from Memphis
11. Words with Friends is trippin
12. My stomach hurts
13. I know I can sing
14. One week to my birthday!!
15. Detox is almost over
16. God is still in control
17. My to do list for this week is crazy
18.  No weapon....
19. She is awesome!!!

Couldn't decide on pic....

1. She is gone

2. Church was on point today

3. You don't know my story

4. I love Meet the Press

5. Is it too early for beer?

6. It will work out

7. Yes u made dessert below 

8. Will you understand?

9. Your birthday is tomorrow

10. I can only be me......but you don't love me

11. White male privilege.......UOENO 

Grind time!

1. Maybe I will tell one day

2. Learning a lot during detox

3. Still no clue what I want to do for my birthday

4. Do you have a clue?

5. Maggie Moos!!!!!

6. This game is addicting

7. Maybe it is not a struggle....

8. What if you were right

9. Random music Friday is really good today

Today is a sick day :-(

1. My random thoughts on my birthday will be brutally honest

2. I am working too much

3. Tears....

4. I did remember what yesterday was

5. I need to pay my rent

Birthday month begins!!!

1. First day of social media detox isn't as bad as I thought 

Can do it!!!

1. Tomorrow is the big day

2. Why did I have to get sick?

3. Your birthday is soon.....

4. I love me!!!!

5. Can I actually do it?

6. Almost unpacked

7. Need to go grocery shopping 

8. Sticking to the budget

9. I have to dress up tomorrow

10. Vegan leather?

11. I am getting excited

12. Bills paid!

13. What shall I eat today?

14. I really want to go on a date for my birthday....

15. I wonder about you

16. Sleepy....

17. Tomorrow will be a good day

18. I have a crush on you

19. Finishing up the wire

20. Benadryl is my friend

21. McNulty is a mess

22. Love her I do....

Sometimes it is just hard to smile

1. I still care for you

2. The other 50%

3. Still thinking about the verdict

4. Social media detox soon

5. Random facts about me leading up to my birthday might be my theme

6. Today is the day....

7. Why am I still in bed?

8. If I can only be me......wish I could type the rest of what is in my head

9. Did you ever care?

10. Will survive this test

11. The things you tell no one

12. Praying for a peaceful and enjoyable week 

13. Usually it happens before

14. All I want is you

15. Think I will have a Twinkie today.....just because

Screams!!!!

1. Late start to thoughts today

2. First day not seeing my finger splint

3. Ponytail is crazy today

4. My nails are acting funky

5. Do your job!

6. Dinner box from Pizza Hut

7. You still make me smile

8. BET awards tonight.....don't have cable but my twitter timeline will keep me updated

9. Looks like it is going to rain

10. I need some veggies in my life

11. Out of the ordinary

12. Tomorrow google reader will be gone!!

13. I love my job, I do

14. Think I will do a theme for my birthday month

15. You get me, you actually get me

16. Sleep!

17. I need more cushion in my butt

18. Should I go or should I stay?

19. Tired

20. This day is going by fast

21. Love is.....

22. Skin is not cooperating!

23. Forever!!!

24. Hated it!

25. I do these better in the morning

26. 2 weeks!

27. Craziness!!

28. Praying for my family

29. Too little time

30. Cherish the day!!!

Ratchetness at it's finest!!!!!

1. Fun times last night

2. Need to explore Nashville more

3. Really needs to see if an entire wine bottle will fit into a trenta cup from Starbucks and see if I can drink it

4. After mimosas.....sangria makes me almost as happy

5. Working too hard first thing this morning 

6. In the morning when I rise, in the morning when I rise......why is this song stuck in my head???

7. My finger is still on struggle!!!

8. Be a parent to your child

9. Lots of my friends are hooked on Candy Crush......I advise you watching Kid Fury's video on it 

http://youtu.be/DzTPSNM6pxM watch it I'll wait

10. Maybe I should make a twerk video?

11. Can you do a cartwheel?

12. Maybe I will go on a date before my birthday.....ha!!!!!

13. The Memphis does come out

14. Stebie J you not sending me back to the scrip club ~Joseline

15. Still blessed!

16. 2 Chainz got songwriter of the year from ASCAP.....let that sink in

17. What is the origin of the twerk?

18. Tattoos have been in my spirit a lot lately....

19. Bert and Ernie on the cover of The New Yorker gave me life!!

20. If you want to know something about me just ask don't assume

21. Countdown has begun

22. What was the origin of the twerk?

23. Maybe I should get a few piercing a again

24. I sound just like Denice Williams when she hits the high notes on Silly

25. Never underestimate the power of a smile

26. That's what friends are for......the good times, the bad times....

27. You lied.....

28. Lil Wayne's wowzers.....iCant!!

29. Damn! Damn! Damn! ~Florida Evans