I can only be me!!!!

1. That ain't scripture! (Paraphrasing a friend)
2. Self reflection during several nights of insomnia. This morning thankful for revelation 
3. I am doing what I do every TSU homecoming weekend...don't be surprised
4. As I listened, I reminded myself again how deeply I loved you. Not only because I believe you value me, but also because I believe we both have arrived, finally, at what love is. When you want and pray for someone to be all God created them to be, despite any personal sacrifice it might entail, that is love. Love is overcoming. Love is passion clothed in infinite patience. ~Ruby Dee (I love facebook memories sometimes)
5. This is so new to me
6. Yesterday I almost did a random thoughts analyzing THEE Gucci Mane's WOPTOBER (similar to the classic 2 Chainz random thoughts) but too many curse words would need to be used. But I will say Bling Blaww Burr is a fav. Does he still have the ice cream tattoo on his face?
7. Straight or curly this week. So ready for weekly hair appointments 
8. Worship, brunch, nap in that order tomorrow. Who wants to join? 
9. Michelle Obama is amazing!
10. Never assume things about me based on my social media posts, if you want to know something just ask
11. Donald Trump is the epitome of white male privilege
12. Think today will be a Hathaway music day....Donnie and Lalah
13. I purchased Ben & Jerry's just because
14. Still smiling 😁😁😁
15. I know God has a reason for all of this. I have to trust the process. Not always easy....

But you said

1. Think it is time to permanently retire random thoughts
2. Blogger app keeps crashing....think it is a sign
3. You can't tell me she is not being treated differently because she is a woman (#ImWithHer flaws and all)
4. We will see how this goes :-/
5. What shall I wear to Beyonce?  Being comfortable is a must
6. I need a new tattoo
7. You make me smile :-)
8. Reading about liver cancer and diseases....I have not had wine in a month
9. I need to workout badly
10.  Luke Cage is amazing (I know I have not watched, but I just know)
11. I could not watch the debate last night, I couldn't take it
12. Evil
13. I need to chill with the ice...but it is so good
14. Why are you voting for Trump?
15. So Mary J. Blige who told you this was okay?
16. Spotify lists are not too bad
17. I can't let your issues become my issues.  Repeat!
18. New job is a less stressful and I am loving it
19. Red Lobster is not fancy
20. Praying for those who lost loved ones recently
21. I am not a fan of beer
22. Are you registered to vote?
23. She needs new stylist
24. I am getting married next year
25. But where is your neck (as I look at your instagram pictures)
26. Why does our Blackness scare you?
27. You're so beautiful!!!!! (In my Jamal Lyon voice)

1. Actually coming out of my funk
2. In my office all alone today and actually being super productive
3.90's babymakers playlist on spotify.....nice!
4. So need a massage. Any Nashville suggestions?
5. Reply all was abused this morning.....ARGHHH!!!
6. It's complicated
7. I must stick to the plan
8. I didn't like Kerry Washington's Emmy look
9. Do you know?
10. My wine consumption is slowing down.....
11. The human touch is needed.
12. If you make macaroni and cheese out of a box we can't be friends
13. Winter baking....I wonder what I will experiment with???
14.  Finishing up your 52 ounce bubba of water before noon.....not a good idea
15. "Inside of me lives a civil war between me and me. It is amazing, because I am all the time winning and all the time losing."
16. I want pizza (so much easier being fat)
17. Some of these snapchat filters, nope!
18.  Maybe I will just adopt
19. What would your perfect date consist of?

Nope

1. New position started this week! Learning and I love it!

2. “There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship.”

3. Shouldn't have eaten that pizza last night

4. The ice machine wasn't working this morning, rude!

5. What shall I wear for the concert?

6. What is exactly too much booty in the pants?

7. Think I know what my next hair color will be

8. My right arm is trippin

9. What would your theme song be?

10. Yesterday we might have blasted 2 Chainz in my office.....I think I am going to like it here

11. 2 weeks!

12. Do I have to stop wearing flip flops?

13. I have been in a huge funk....I need to get out of it

14. I love you so much 

I'm back for now

1. The excitement of being in formation in a few weeks is not as strong....but I will be there!

2. Salted caramel white chocolate mocha is back!!!!

3. Humidity would not let my curls be great, but my ponytail is on point 

4. I think I have a work crush...

5. Monday starts new beginnings, excited!

6. Memphis trips monthly for the rest of the year, gasp!

7. Don't like the hashtag #relationshipgoals , just think we fantasize the bits and pieces people choose to share of their lives and relationships. 

8. I have not listened to my podcasts in a while, I need to catch up.

9. Is it bad that I am mesmerized by first lady's body? Dude!

For her I will

1. #blackgirlmagic does not end with the Olympics

2. Thankful for the ram in the bush

3. Praying today is better than yesterday for everyone

4. Tomorrow is the day

5. Remember you were a kid once

6. I will attempt again on Saturday

7. Baby I got you~ Alec Hardison

8. What is soulja boy doing these days?

9. It's about the marriage not the wedding

10. Back into hiding I go

11. Wait! We will be in formation in about a month. What shall I wear?

12. Why are people shocked I haven't?

13. Thankful for God's grace and mercy!

14. I wonder when Mary J Blidge will have a new cd? After the divorce this music might be epic

15. I was with her, but slowing becoming I guess I'm with her

16. 2 weeks and 2 days!

17. I just broke my nail, rude!!

18. If I were arrested what do you think I was arrested for?

19. I told a friend I am going to start being a hoe, they laughed at me

20. I have had my new car for a year, is it still considered new?

21. Brunch on Sunday?

22. They decorated my cubicle a day early

23. Should have went to Starbucks

24. My hair is fantabulous today

25. Is it too early to take a nap?

Scratches my head

1. Ciara use to date Bow Wow, or was he Lil Bow Wow back then?

2. Subject/Verb agreement, try it

3. Yeah, about this 5k....

4. My name is peaches and I am the best, all the the DJs want to feel my breast 

5. There is a reason I hate jumping jacks

6. My tolerance for stupid people is fading 

7. My friends are better than yours 

8. Hair appointment today!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

9. 2.5 weeks!!!

10. These Facebook memories today, yeah still losing enthusiasm about my birthday. I have to get out of this funk

11. Traffic sucks!

12. Rethinking this 5k....

13. Planning 2017

14. I can't get sick!!! (I think I'm sick)

15. I thought Lauryn Hill was supposed to have a new cd to come out?

16. Don't let pride get in the way

17. My apartment is a mess! A symbol of my life right now 😁😁😁

18. Hey you guys!

19. What is your favorite movie of all time?

20. Don't worry! Be happy!

21. What music shall I listen to today?

22. She's a condescending bitch (yeah I said it)

23. I have had no wine all week 😞😞

24. Chicken wings and fries, we don't go on dates 

Blessed in the city!

1. The moment you realize it is too late to start a bottle of wine because you do have to be at work and be productive in the morning....

2. Some people just like to hear themselves talk unfortunately 

3. This So Gone challenge...stop

4. Can't get sick!

5. Man gotta have a code -Omar

6. Some people are too "deep" to be effective

7. Thoughts on the new Frank Ocean?

8. 4 of your sponsors drop you....

9. Words do hurt

10. Is talapia truly a fish?

11. Boundaries are a must

12. What is the best part of the chicken?

13. Losing enthusiasm about my birthday

14. We belong together, just you, just me, the world to see

15. You were right Charles

16. I will do a cartwheel down my aisle at work before I leave

17. I mean do you do when your rap career dies? What is skee-low doing in life right now? Is he still wishing he was a little bit taller? 

18. When do I need to stop wearing flip flops?

19. A spider followed me in last night and scared the shit out of me....I have been itching ever since

20. Different color highlighters make me happy

21. I truly love what I do, but right now it is time for a change

22. When you hear Kirk Franklin singing but Frank Ocean is up on your Spotify and you are so confused....thank you YouTube auto play

23. I hate shopping!!

24. Adulting is freakin hard!!!

Positive vibes

1. When was the last time Ashanti had a hit? Is she still getting royalty checks?

2. Back to work today....pray!

3. Dare to be different

4. Why did I wake up singing "I'm in love with a stripper?"

5. So sbout this Frank Ocean with Kim Burell

6. Ponytail for the win!

7. Why are we still talking about Lochte? HE LIED!!

8. 3 weeks!

9. My journey is different. Learning to appreciate it

10. Sex, music, cell phone....you have to give up one to live. Which do you give up?

11. Don't assume, just ask

12. I will always love you how I do...

13. I love that the ice machine at work has the pellet ice

14. Should I try online dating?

15. Maybe by my birthday

16. The streak continues!

17. I don't like hot chicken

18. There is always a reason to go to brunch

19. Stop being so messy

20. What would your dream vacation consist of?

21. My birthday is Friday and I honestly don't know what I want to do

22. Make someone smile today. Say or do something nice that is unexpected. 

My tummy hurts

1. He lied!!!! ~Al Roker

2. #blackgirlmagic is international

3. So this new Frank Ocean "Blonde"

4. Rain, rain, go way! Come again another day! (In like 2 weeks only if you have to)

5. Will I ever get married?

6. I will be ready for my 5k!

7. When you have insomnia, wash your hair!

8. Some of my text convos have been the most therapeutic.

9. How do I get a pimple in the inside of my ear?

10. Antisocial Ursula is coming back.....this is not good

11. Think I am going to start a "pay off Ursula's student loan" challenge. Will it work?

12. I missed the days of playing and marching in the band

13. Remembering why I get my hair done every 2 weeks now. 

14. The bodies of these track and field runners!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

15. The shade of some of Clinton's posts. 

16. My staycation is coming to an end 😞

17. Is it too early to open a bottle of wine? Wine makes me happy

18. My birthday is Friday!!! Woo Hoo!!

19. I challenge you to post one thing you are thankful for this morning. I am thankful for progress. The song says I'm not where I aught to be, but thank God I'm not where I use to be 

20. A smile can hide so much 😊

21. Do you eat frog legs?

Better days

1. Really Trump? You are trying to court the African American community?

2. Rain, stop please

3. I enjoyed the Get Down

4. All I want for my birthday....

5. I was supposed to go "running" this morning....guess what happened!

6. Can I say #blackgirlmagic again???

7. I got on the scale this morning 😁😁😁

8. I love you so much

9. It's National Christy Day!! Happy birthday Christy!!! Now what type of wine shall I drink in your honor??

10. White privilege...recognize it, change it

11. I want brunch

12. Cocaine??

13. Don't be shocked when you find out

14. What will boycotting Birth of a Nation do? If you believe he was guilty although he was found not guilty, how is the boycott going to change rape culture?  Just posing questions in my head

15. Who wants to take me out for my birthday? I'll wait

16. This 4 day no work staycation did not go as planned, I need a do over

17. The moment you realize there is now a Waffle House close to you. I know what I will be having for breakfast!

18. If napping was an Olympic sport!

19. I have made mistakes in my past, thankful for the lessons they taught me. Growth is important

20. I still know the words to TLC's baby, baby, baby. So don't judge me if I randomly burst out into the lyrics 

Can't get sick

1. I work too much....having a few days off I am so confused

2. Frank Ocean's Endless!!!

3. I need to go to the Olympics

4. I turn 35 again next week....

5. Why does a person's sexuality threaten you?

6. Giving up wine is not good for my attitude

7. Why is all this #blackgirlmagic having me in tears? I don't cry!!

8. Just because you love someone does not mean you are meant to be together 

9. Really asking God why

10. What shall I binge watch next?

11. Torn.....

12. Is it bad that I want pizza for breakfast this morning?

13. Your voice always makes me smile

14. Copa! Copacabana!

15. He is 32....he is not a boy, he is a grown ass man!!

16. Weird dream....why did you lick my Apple Watch?

17. I think I will do sip & strokes soon

18. “I think we’ve all had moments where we’ve seen friends and colleagues zoom past us, either to success, or to marriage, or to homeownership, while we lingered where we were—broke, single, jobless. And you tell yourself, ‘Wait for it.’” ~Lin-Manuel Miranda

19. Run up, get done up. ~Kid Fury

Seriously dude

1. My birthday is around the corner.....

2. I think if I ever have children one will be named Simone

3. When the wine is called "ravage" I should have known....

4. I so need mimosas in my life

5. I don't even have the energy to say "that's racist" anymore.....they know

6. #blackgirlmagic

7. Fall up off of Gabby!

8. The moment when your last bill comes out of your account....blessed

9. Think I will keep the blonde

10. What Olympic sport when you win gold in? I think I would have binging on Netflix and wine would be mine

11. Yeah....I have not left for work yet

12. Too many tears lately

13. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care!!

14. Lil Yachty.....but you are in a boat

15. I want to wish one of my best friends, my sister from another mother, my gif sharer, one of my most understanding smart, beautiful, and amazing people I know, Eloise a fantabulous birthday!!!

Pain is getting to me

1. Really need to write random thoughts this morning....

2. My birthday is coming!!

3. All these back to school pics.....too cute! I need to have some kids, lol!

4. My leg is trippin again....considering I have a 5k in a month, not a good combo

5. Did I tell you I got a new job? Well, I did and I am so excited!

6. Your stupidity should not get to me, but it does.

7. My hair is looking fabulous today, thanks Tonya! #thatsall

8. Listening to Daryl Coley this morning made me think....not always easy truly believing and trusting in God's will for your life (just being honest) when you think your life should be going one way and God is like nope....got something better, but it will take patience and time. I'm learning....

Too cold

1. Woman down! I hate allergies!!

2. Clinton was aight last night. Think FLOTUS set the bar too high

3. Last night I realized....nope

4. Why do people live out their relationships on social media?

5. A week without wine, I can do this!

6. My birthday is a month a way! Learning not to get my hopes up

7. Chicken, Pork, or seafood?

8. I just want to be an extra in the Blank Panther movie

9. Text message convos with Crystal always have me crackin up! 

10. Tough decisions to make 

11. Those in glass houses should not throw rocks 

12. This close to just saying it

13. People make time for what is important to them

14. Too often we teach church not Christ

15. Vegan cheese is evil

16. Do you ever wonder what happened to the girl who played one of the twins on the Cosby Show? The boy I see in indie films from time to time

17. My hair is short....I like it I think 

18. What is the craziest thing you did for love?

19. A hug would be nice

20. Not always easy going high

21. You have no idea how it feels

22. The glass ceiling though

23. West Philadelphia born and raised!

24. Motivation for finishing random thoughts today is I refuse to get out of bed to fix a veggie omelette until they are done

25. What is your best source for news?

26. One question, what would you ask me?

27. Bernie Sander's brother #thugtears

I hate allergies!

1. When you wake up and realize you have mimosa supplies in the fridge!!! #score

2. Yesterday was Starling's birthday. He needs to move back to Nashville. I miss him 

3. Fantasia is not my favorite singer in the world!

4. Have you listened to Tiggallerro? If your answer is no what's wrong with you???

5. So the vp is Tim Kaine...

6. Yesterday I realized I don't work this weekend!!!! I was very shocked

7. So you justify shooting an unarmed black man because you were attempting to protect him from the unarmed autistic man with a toy truck?

8. You'll be my piano and I will be your maestro....

9. It's time for the percolator!

10. Going vegetarian next week

11. Drunk texting has grown to drink phone convos. So thankful for nonjudgmental friends

12. There is truly a method to my madness!

13. One day I will truly open up about why, maybe I just need to blog about it.

14. I need to take some days off

15. The Night Before, hilarious! Thanks for the suggestion

16. What are you doing this weekend?

17. My coworker is a bad influence! I had Double Dogs AND Jeni's ice cream for lunch yesterday 😞 but surprisingly I was still productive at work 

18. Hair appointment today! Think I will start a gofundme account to fund weekly hair appointments. Would you support?

19. Do what you want to do, you will be okay ~Mrs. Norma

20. Lester Holt is my uncle in my head

21. Walmart or Target?

22. To all who read my random thoughts. I might not always comment, but thanks! 

23. No seriously what am I going to do this weekend?

I'll get to moving now

1. I am still at home in my bed....usually I am at work by now

2. Came so close to having a mimosa this morning....so close

3. So we comply and you still shoot us??? I wonder why we say fuck the police

4. Yesterday I left work early....sometimes when your mood is not right you just need to leave

5. I will be having a bottle tonight to get through Donald's speech, this shall be interesting

6. My birthday is coming up....one thing, one thing

7. What is this great America they speak of?

8. My First Lady is a boss!! Car karaoke was everything!!!

9. When the writing is on the wall.

10. When Trump loses (please help make this happen) you think he is going to lose gracefully?

11. Yes I will go to work, yes today will be better, yes I love my job

12. Who will be Hillary's Vice President?

13. I will be bad this morning, even thought about getting five daughters for my team....but I can't make everyone go out badly with me, maybe I should just have Greek yogurt and fruit

14. Think Eloise is right, Ted Cruz might be the Zodiac killer

15. I do have a few Bellini popsicles left in the freezer 🤔🤔

16.Tigallerro!!!!!!!!!! 

17. Yeah I am still in bed, but I think I will get to moving

18. Run up get done up ~Kid Fury

19. You can't be this stupid? You just can't!!

20. Not the most open person in the world, but if you ask me more something about me more than likely I will tell you. 

21. Chicken wings and fries we don't go on dates ~Drake

My nose hurts

1. So both cop killers were ex military.

2. My hair is coming back to normal so I might not get rid of the blonde

3. I miss my friends, why can't we live in the same city? 

4. Yesterday, was rough, real rough

5. Be nice, be useful, bring wine

6. So about this weekend....why I can't with some people

7. Game of Thrones then Power

8. Are you still shopping black? The flows of social media and social justice outage, there has to be a balance.

9. If you could describe me in one word what would that be?

10. You can't change the past

11. Do you think Frank Ocean will let me down again?

12. So want to go to Five Daughters right  now 😁😁😁

13. Think I will be a tourist in my city for my birthday, still need to decide when I am going to Jack Daniel's distillery

14. If you could retire one word in the English dictionary what would it be?

15. When your friends try to encourage you when you say that you need to stop drinking, then they say fuck it just drink, I love my friends

16. Meal prepped this week, I have to do better

17. I don't like nuts 

18. So Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift 🐸☕️

Bed you love me

1. Who would you consider the worst rapper of all time?

2. My last weekend! Woo Hoo!

3. My birthday is next month and the streak continues 

4. Social justice and social media.....what's next?

5. You are beautiful no matter what they say

6. Things feel different now

7. Who has the best barbecue?

8. My ability to sing is not determined by your ability to like it

9. Apples or oranges? Why can't I have both?

10. Is it bad that I am trying to figure out if I can consume a bottle of wine today?

11. It hurts

12. What was your favorite memory from college?

13. Who has the best breakfast sandwich, McDonald's or Burger King?

14. October needs to come quickly!

15. Law & Order, I think Criminal Intent was my fav

16. Independent movies in Netflix will be my weekend activities, think antisocial Ursula is needed now 

Better this morning

1. This morning I may or may not have walked outside the house with different color flip flops.....I have no meetings today!

2. So new Frank Ocean next week....please don't disappoint or this girl will cry

3. 9 double stuffed Oreos paired with a bottle of cab....still regretting this decision 

4. Do you ever get the urge to steal (not run) a stop light? Me neither

5. Reframing the narrative....I get it, but sometimes I think it is done the wrong way, just thinking

6. Sharp or mild cheddar cheese in your macaroni?

7. Amber Riley better slay!!!

8. I really want to go see ghostbusters, when there's something strange in your neighborhood who you gonna call???

9. Think I am in love with Crissle, why are her reads so on point!

10. #staymadabby

11. Why are you scared of my blackness?

12. Someone new found out I have never been on a date....the looks and questions I get 😁😁😁 maybe one day this will change 

13. Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur

14. I knew it! Chadwick Boseman was Foster Keyes on Law & Order (dude with cloudy eye)