Nose is back to normal!!!

1. This morning's mimosa was everything.....slept in till almost 2pm
2. Go Titans!
3. The Dores won!!!
4. I love my job!
5. Excited about the weekend!
6. Not excited about doctors appointments that are coming up
7. Should have cooked this morning
8. No way you get it
9. Breaking Bad is not that bad
10. Why didn't  I get the Tide when it was on sale?
11. Yes I still love you
12. Sometimes I work too freakin hard
13. God still loves me
14. The humor in it all
15. I will always see color
16. How do you define beauty?
17. Why does it always have to be about sex?
18.  Scandal this week!!!
19. Music makes my soul smile
20. Ever just want to give up?
21. Just be nice to people
22. I don't even care
23. Scars will heal
24. I just want to meet you
25. Going to see my mommy soon!
26. Perfect timing
27. Never underestimate me
29. Ratchet music is what it is

Mimosas are my weakness....

1. You know.....

2. Experimenting with mimosas this morning....see below

3. I just want to talk to you honestly without fear 

4. Jesus will work it out!

5. Mimosa, or Benadryl? OR......mimosas AND Benadryl???? ~text I sent my best friend this morning

6. Unconditional love is amazing

7. Came very close to telling my mother that I am a tattoo loving dyke this week.....she made me that mad

8. Detox is still a process, almost a week left

9. Praying for God's will is not always easy

10. Some people's ignorance really scares me

11. Days like this I wish I had cable

12. Adapting to change

13. Infomercials are irritating

14. Might do it

15. Might have made a mistake.....

16. Your hugs are missed

17. Today will be a good day!!!

Ratchetness at it's finest!!!!!

1. Fun times last night

2. Need to explore Nashville more

3. Really needs to see if an entire wine bottle will fit into a trenta cup from Starbucks and see if I can drink it

4. After mimosas.....sangria makes me almost as happy

5. Working too hard first thing this morning 

6. In the morning when I rise, in the morning when I rise......why is this song stuck in my head???

7. My finger is still on struggle!!!

8. Be a parent to your child

9. Lots of my friends are hooked on Candy Crush......I advise you watching Kid Fury's video on it 

http://youtu.be/DzTPSNM6pxM watch it I'll wait

10. Maybe I should make a twerk video?

11. Can you do a cartwheel?

12. Maybe I will go on a date before my birthday.....ha!!!!!

13. The Memphis does come out

14. Stebie J you not sending me back to the scrip club ~Joseline

15. Still blessed!

16. 2 Chainz got songwriter of the year from ASCAP.....let that sink in

17. What is the origin of the twerk?

18. Tattoos have been in my spirit a lot lately....

19. Bert and Ernie on the cover of The New Yorker gave me life!!

20. If you want to know something about me just ask don't assume

21. Countdown has begun

22. What was the origin of the twerk?

23. Maybe I should get a few piercing a again

24. I sound just like Denice Williams when she hits the high notes on Silly

25. Never underestimate the power of a smile

26. That's what friends are for......the good times, the bad times....

27. You lied.....

28. Lil Wayne's wowzers.....iCant!!

29. Damn! Damn! Damn! ~Florida Evans

Dustin Ross's tweets.......give me life!

1. Should I respond?

2. Love Will Geist!! #anchordown

3. Dentist today

4. Why do I wash my hair at the last minute?

5. Early development if a child.....invest in it

6. Line dancing tonight!

7. Wine tasting this week! Yay!!

8. Mimosas are better at home and at night

9. I wonder how long my hair will get

10. Need to catch up on True Blood

11. Love the skin you are in

12. Will I be able to do a half marathon?

13. Had a great unexpected convo with a good friend

14. Cohabitation?

15. Miss watching The Today show before of work

16. I don't agree

17. If I could tell you....

18. I love mimosas!

19. Too many work emails

20. I do need to get out of my bed

21. Life can be funny

22. Don't see the big deal

23. I need a trip to Atlanta in my life

24. If you knew my struggles....

Big dudes don't need to push in a crowded space

1. Yes I am still in bed

2. I did post the alternate thoughts from a few days ago, but sure they didn't read them....just had to get them out

3. My mother told me not to drink last night.....little did she know I had started before I left home, I was not drunk #dontjudgeme

4. Get money, F&$! ......you know the rest

5. Enjoyed bad boy tribute last night, although the rappers didn't know the words singers were good and company was great

6. What did I ever do to you? One person that I have no clue why you don't like me.....honestly

7. Big thing (not sure if it is a gallon) of simply orange and bottle of champagne......going to be a good weekend

8. What is your favorite quote from The Wire?

9. I can be social, but really don't like crowds

10. The texts that I get from my best friend.....

11. I miss youuuuuuu!!! (In my Aaron Hall voice)

12. It is expensive being an alcoholic

13. Must paint toenails tonight

14. God is love

15. Not the twerk ministry

16. Autocorrect can be evil sometimes

17. Instagram video.....don't abuse it

18. Funny how on my Facebook you can tell what church a person goes to based on mutual friends

19. Sallie Mae is the debil!!!!

20. Carcutti was a sneaky man....

21. Saw a lot of people from past jobs last night....didn't like that. Although we no longer work together don't like mixing the two

22. Yes I am having queso with totrtillia chips and mimosas for breakfast...... #dontjudgeme