Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Almost there

1. Who is dey Kevin? Who. Is. Dey???
2. Hot Cheetos enthusiast....do people still consume these? 
3. Love my new wine glass!!!!
4. Watch me Whip!!! Watch me Nae Nae!!! Is stuck in my head....nooooooo!!!
5. Love who you love...if it were only that simple
6. Seriously, why didn't I take this week off from work again??
7. Drinking an entire bottle of red wine.....makes me happy
8. Thinking about my dad a lot lately.....what if he didn't become an alcoholic, how would things be different
9. Bitch you guessed it!!!! ~Kid Fury
10. Can't nobody sang like Eddie Cane!
11. What did we do before social media?
12. We can conquer the world...
13. All these Christmas pics of kids and families on Facebook....too cute! Maybe one day I will have kids of my own
14. That moment when your desk at work is actually organized!! Go Ursula! Go Ursula!!!
15. How long is it going to take me to stop writing 2015 next year?
16. I have never been to a casino
17. Will starting reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" this weekend....one of my best friends won't talk to me until I do, just rude!!!
18. Did you know Donnie McClurkin has children....one that was conceived during intercourse with him? (I know....so wrong, but was just on my mind)
19. Jimmy Johns! How fast?? Super fast!!!
20. Think I finally figured it out!!
21. I guess I should do work today
22. If you could change your first name what would you change it to? I think I would call myself Applelonia
23. What is your favorite form of social media?
24. My car didn't smell like fried chicken this morning!
25. Baby I'm yours if you want me....who sang this? I can't remember
26. Can I get away with a buzz cut?
27. TGIF!!! Thank God I'm Fabulous!
28. You don't have haters, stop it! No one is jealous of you. If heaters are your only motivation you have issues, serious issues
29. Don't think screaming "big booty hoes! Hump wit it!!" is appropriate at work.....may or may not have had this urge


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