My head hurts

1. You value the life of a gorilla more than the life a black person....

2. Operation get my life together is in motion

3. I hate when stupid people have discussions and they don't realize how stupid they sound

4. Now I must perfect the mimosa and bellini popsicles....

5. This is why you are stuck in the same position for 20 years..

6. Happy birthday Suzanne!

7. It's the little things you do

8. Memphis is where I was born and raised please don't forget it

9. Thinking about going back to black

10. "One of my mentors is a celibate monk, and he says we can live without sex but we can't live without love. And there are a lot of people who have a lot of sex and never experience love, and people who never have sex [but] have deep experiences of intimacy and love." ~great quote that popped up in fb memories

11. Sometimes people focus on the wrong things....let's look at the bigger picture

12. You changed me life in so many ways

13. Riley Curry for President! 

14. I got this

15. Think I am going to go back into hiding again 

16. The pellet ice is one reason why it is hard for me to leave my job

17. Finished CSI:Miami and now time for a few good documentaries

18. Do people still do flashmobs?

19. I can't wait to get to school each day.....what ever happened to Troop?

20. Who will win the NBA finals?

21. I think I need sushi today

22. You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself

23. Sometimes it is just easier just say nothing 

24. I can admit I cannot dance....but my vocal skills are like no other. Watch out!

25. When people die I get not speaking ill of the dead, but don't paint them in a light that they weren't. 

26. Will not be working late this week

27. Should I go see K Michelle at Limelight?

28. You had one job to do! One job!!

29. Maybe I should not have filled the candy jar at my desk

30. We pick and chose what we choose to defend in morality.....

31. "All I need in this life of sin is good ____, wifi, and chicken" ~Kid Fury

Corn chips smell

1. It's Sunday!! But I will not be going to brunch 😞

2. Sometimes I wish it were just simple 

3. Adulting is hard! Still have not seen Captain America, responsibilities keep getting in the way (today's responsibility is sleep)

4. My ability to sing is not predicated on if you like my voice or not. I can sang!

5. Every time I go in Kroger I remember why I shop at Publix

6.  “Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.” (One day #dontjudgeme) ~popped up on my fb memories random thought had to share again

7. Weekly hair appointments must be worked into the budget

8. Thinking about you still makes me smile

9. If you read my tumblr you might be shocked

10. I need some good collard greens in my life

11. Did we ever think Ashanti could sing?

12. I still have the computer I had in college....I need to get rid of it. It's just sitting in my storage closet

13. Sometimes we just need to sit in listen

14. 2 weeks!!!

15. I still have moments when I cry over the death of Stringer Bell

16. I can only be me and someone will one day love me for that

17. IHOP or cook at home?

18. I should have got mimosa supplies yesterday

19. Strawberry margarita, pina colada, and peach bourbon lemonade....one is not like the others

20. Why did I have the desire to say "F U pay me" all of a sudden?

21. So many thoughts on Christianity and  life right now. Christ, the church, the people....so many thoughts

22. What age do you want to retire?

23. I guess I need to buy a lottery ticket if I want to win

24. I want you back in Nashville

25. Maybe I should move to DC?

26. Who wants to do my hair?

27. Met this guy at Georgia Tech when I was in high school that would flat iron his little sister's hair, thought that was so attractive

28. I will never by ribs cooked at Kroger....my dad spoiled me to great BBQ. Can't disrespect his legacy like that

29. Flaws and all, I miss my daddy 😔

Knuck if you buck

1. The wisdom of Kid Fury and Crissle is never ending

2. How do you define masculinity?

3. Tough choices ahead

4. KFC or Popeye's?

5. No good new music today 😞 what shall I listen to today

6. I have figured out the meaning of life

7. Peach bourbon lemonade Popsicles?

8. I want one thing for my birthday, one thing!!!

9. The plan is now in place

10. Meteorman was a great movie

11. The hypocrisy most people have when it comes to views on sex and sexuality....why don't people realize them?

12. Think I am getting better at talking about it now

13. I will see Captain America this weekend! 

14. There is evil in the world

15. Is it truly insecure?

16. Why are people still defending Cosby?

17. Curtis you were supposed to love me!!!! (In my Effie voice)

18. Jealous or crazy? 

19. Is Nashville becoming the new "it" city?

20. Pop rock candy, do they still make these?

21. Sitting in my car again....but at least it is Friday

22. 2 weeks!

23. Trump cannot be president 

24. Oops!

25. The JJ Fad video.....I miss music videos

26. Will I ever tell you?

27. Pizza and wine, we have a love/hate relationship. I love them but they hate me. Why can't they have 0 calories???

Pimple on nose is rude

1. Should I go back to writing and posting random thoughts everyday?

2. Safety pin in purse for the win! Yes God has blessed me, but I don't need the whole world to see them at work

3. That lemonade from Hot Stuff, dude!! I may or may not have diabetes today

4. Guess what? You have probably already been in the bathroom with a transgender person

5. I didn't have wine yesterday 😞

6. I miss old Canton Jones music, think he will be my playlist today

7. Think I will be working late, damn you work ethic! #twiceasgood

8. Today I chose to wear real shoes although flip flops would have been cuter and more comfortable #progress

9. Do we have to elect a new president? I mean can we just let President Obama hang around a little longer

10. Last couple of episodes of The Friend Zone were excellent, I have a new documentary to watch on Netflix

11. Water or vodka??? 

12. The way my hair is set up.....yeah once week hair appointments must be worked in the budget in the near future

13. But you are ugly....

14. Don't let your happiness rest in the actions of others

15. Autocorrect stop tripping....duck is not what I was trying to say

16. So ready to get in formation

17. I love my smile! But some days it is hard to smile #honest

18. So Eddie Long was on the Steve Harvey show....

19. What ever happened to La Chat? Yes I still know the words, do you?

20. Why do I have to remind people, yes I graduated from Vanderbilt, but I am from Memphis....don't try me

21. Do you realize Orane is the New Black is coming back soon??????? 

22. Cultural appropriation....every body wants to be a nigga, but nobody wants to be a nigga

23. That speech from that Harvaed graduate!!!!

24. Dress with pockets for the win!!! 

25. You can't help everyone

26. Reminding myself there is purpose in everything, the good and the bad. What lesson will you learn?

Screams at my phone

1. Chance the Rapper's "Juke Jam" featuring Justin Beiber is now my jam.... #dontjudgeme (heads head down in shame 😞)

2. I just want you to be happy and it hurts me that you are not

3. The epic read from the principal of BTW!!! Protect our babies

4. Milleneals.....stop

5. My random thoughts are truly therapeutic, lot going on right now 

6. When you have 5 hours worth of meetings AND 8 hours of work to do today....you do the math

7. Don't take the little things for granted, like the ability to breathe! The way my nose is set up right now 

8. Once again I am sitting in my car wondering "do I really have to go in the building and do work?"

9. Alcohol makes everything better, why did I give it up again?

10. "Besides stripping, prostituing, or anything illegal I would work almost any job to make sure I have a take care of myself" -me, you don't work you don't eat

11. What's wrong with Kanye?

12. Italy 2017?

13. Why is it so hard to stay in your lane?? 

14. Still sitting...still avoiding 

15. I was going to wear flip flops to work today (buck the system!) then I realized all the meetings I have, I just need to win the lottery

16. I'm still waiting for the cookout invite

17. I want you, but I don't need you

18. Self care is important

19. Who wants to pay off my student loans? I'm waiting.....

20. You know how I like my grits???? With shrimp!! And mimosas 😍😍

21. That Facebook post.....the things people say in the pulpit, words mean things -Crissle

22. I've got new neighbors....the verdict is still out

23. Yeah, didn't wash hair last night, let's try this again tonight. 😬😬

24. I really, really, really want the Grand Cherokee....

25. Am I old enough to be a cougar yet?

My eyes!!!

1. Know your worth!!!

2. People always assume....don't

3. Should I get my lip pierced?

4. Time for my next tattoo!!

5. Boundaries are so important 

6. So many people don't get it

7. Why can't I get you out of my mind?

8. Miami 2017? 

9. Think I have decided on birthday festivities

10. Me and kickball.....I'm too old

11. Never underestimate me

12. I am really worried about you

13. Do you ever wonder what happened to all the members of the group Shai?? 

14. Bad Boy reunion tour, will I be in attendance

15. Sugar in grits, who cares??? I just want my shrimp and grits

16. You still defending Cosby? Stop

17. Don't place people on pedestals 

18. Who wants to take me to dinner? Waiting....

19. Studying is hard, am I ready to go back to school finally?

20. She is gone learn!!!

21. So who is cooking out Monday? I'll bring a dessert! I have a new recipe I want to try out and you know it involves alcohol 😉

22. I have not watched the Empire or Scandal season finales, gasp! What is wrong with me??

23. I hope to FINALLY see Captain America:Civil War this weekend! So geeked?!!

24. Still pissed about October!!

Hour long naps are needed

1. I have to go shopping today....I hate shopping

2. Working overnight you think about a lot of random stuff....

3. Can you seperate emotions and sex?

4. Figured out what was wrong, new face wash purchased

5. I like Ru Paul's drag race and trick daddy bitch ~Kid Fury

6. Is really tired of assuming....if you want to know just ask, I will probably tell you

7. It's a girl!

8. Must wash hair, anyone want to help?

9. I don't fuck with ghosts....I'm good

10. Why am I not sleepy?

11. Don't trust anyone who doesn't like cheese, that ain't natural

12. Dreams do come true

13. My high school life is a blur now....finding out new stuff still, how did I miss all of this?

14. I do want to have kids one day

15. Can't wait to get started on the Lemonade syllabus

16. It is a good thing Five Daughters was not open when I got off from work this morning

17. I still hate stupid people

18. If you can't understand my desire to break out into song we can't be friends

19. Ebroji convos are the best, when you can communicate with just these???  The person gets you

20. The Game....how many print pics you gone post? Thirsty are we?

21. There are so many reasons why I love you